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Followers
307
Account age
3 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
0.7%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: One of the unfortunate realities of aging is that I heal more sl · 5 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
19.3 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 335 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I sincerely hope ya'll in the UK (Citizens, that is, not the billionaires) find respite and redress from your corporate overlords.
May we do the same here in America!
It occurs to me that I haven't got an old copy of Novell NetWare in my possession? I still have WinNT 3.51, 4, and 2000. Seems like a glaring omission on my part? 🤷♂️
#IT #ServerOS #NetWare #History
As an added bonus, it cooled off quickly as the front rolled in. It wasn't hot or humid before, but we're now at a very comfortable 66˚F/19˚C. 🙂
And I made my trip to the mailbox before it really started coming down.
Much needed rain coming down, s'posed to be heavy. We need it: hay fields/pastures are unusually dry and browned. 🌧️ ☔
#NEPA #PAwx #Summer
Tonight's entertainment. I've seen this many times, but I have the DVD so I'll continue to watch it again and again.
Bacall and Bogart at their best (1944). Humorous, suspenseful, and a satisfying ending. 🙂
#Movie #FilmNoir #WWII #Bacall …
A couple weeks ago I "slept wrong" on my right shoulder, and strained connective tissue therein. It runs in my family: my sister Judy broke a rib in her sleep as a young adult (alone). It's getting better, but still sore: sore, not really …
Good morning. A nice, cool morning with blue skies... but also some lingering forest fire smoke. Cleaning the house should be today's priority. So far though, I'm lacking ambition. Still drinking coffee to kick start myself into higher gea…
I'd like to thank my local Murder of Crows for attending to business on the dead kit fox on the road out front, and other matters beyond my ken in my lawn this morning.
Not sure if this will render correctly here on Mastodon?
2nd tune on Joe Jackson's 1981 album "Joe Jackson's Jumpin' Jive". Yup: still gots this one! 🙂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCCWkZFgjAI&list=PLLInQ0swjwHYm6-FeHCZ3UiMnWGjmcUr0&in…
Oh, yeah! The wood floors are cool now under my bare feet. This is the Summer in NEPA that I love! 🙂
It really is nice here this evening! The Canadian forest fire smoke seems to have cleared out, though we’re still under an Air Quality Alert. I’ve got the windows open, and a gentle breeze is blowing through and cooling the house.
It’s be…
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mastodon.online
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 19.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Retired US Army musician and techno geek. Plays with antique toy trains.
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