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Followers
577
Account age
2 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
0.5%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: BREAKING NEWS: My dog, struggling to get up from laying on her b · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.37 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 869 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Heck of a job there, #AI summary, heck of a job.
This is the best thing I've seen all week. It gives me life. Make sure you watch until you see the one in the car.
Everyone is saying that Leo looks like a Blues Brother but to me he looks like he's in a ska band.
How about some more #blackmirror shit?
https://futurism.com/future-society/facial-recognition-ai-prejudice
I had a dream last night wherein I befriended a talking monkey named Adrocil. The monkey was very nice, but I was worried that I was now responsible for this monkey.
Dreams, amirite
Does the world feel enough like Black Mirror yet? No? How about now: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/10/samsung-makes-ads-on-3499-smart-fridges-official-with-upcoming-software-update/
#BlackMirror #samsung #enshittification #doom
Awwwww, RIP George Wendt.
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/may/20/george-wendt-dead-cheers-norm
Hey, remember those "You wouldn't download a car?" Anti-piracy ads? That #font that they used? Pirated.
https://hackaday.com/2025/04/25/you-wouldnt-steal-a-font/
#pirates
"The fluidity and warmth of human-centered thinking through the use of circles is perhaps the most elegant way anyone has ever described making a logo that resembles an anus."
Why do all of the #AI company's #logos look like #buttholes?
ht…
So, #JDVance murdered the #Pope, right?
Does the world support hard rebooting?
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
61/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
He/him. Collector of unloved records, community radio volunteer, enthusiast of bad movies, comic books and other nerd related activities. #everton supporter. Invisibly disabled (SFN/ME/CFS). Traitor to the patriarchy. Cultural masochist. Mostly harmless.
Photo: An extremely handsome unshaven man who may or may not have a double chin in this awkward pic that was chosen because it prominently features a tan dog gazing lovingly up at him.
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