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Followers
142
Account age
4 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
1.4%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Roses are red Lotion is for skin Or else it gets the hose again · 4 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.29 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 171 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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It may look like I’m making vegetable pakora. In reality, I’m making seasoned oil for making a curry with. The pakora is just a by-product.
@restic restic backup happily chewing through 40 terabytes of home directories and making the GPFS store that was previously the target of rsnapshot very happy.
Sitrep;
Mood: blissful, sometimes alarmed
Location: lost in Mahler's 3rd.
Linux chums - today’s kernel update for Debian 13 -finally- fixes the longstanding and annoying suspend-resume race condition with certain types of Realtek network firmware. We can all finally undo all of those tedious systemd dependency s…
Plans for this year - finish The Expanse (currently on book 3/9 with shorts in between) and Realm of the Elderlings (currently on 7 of 15) and whatever else I can fit in between volumes. Need to up my game as
My TBR list is probably longer…
RE: https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux/115730894557732435
Techbro-in-chief clearly doesn’t understand his own user base.
The Lord of the Rings but with the words of Gandalf in red. Someone needs to make this happen.
Ooft!
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-aisuru-botnet-used-500-000-ips-in-15-tbps-azure-ddos-attack/?fbclid=IwdGRleAOIeStleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5CGNhbGxzaXRlAjI1AAEeTWAX5Mluk0KPsdBKryiDaosEwg9ri…
I hate programmers and their stupid incompetent ways. They just can’t do the simplest of things. For completeness, let it be known that I’ve tried additional non-alphanumerics.
Covid nimbus variant is an absolute horror :(
I love acadaemia. Scavenging through the graveyard to see if I can find a replacement for a failed 32Gb DIMM for an ancient research machine. It now has 384 Gb
I hate programmers and their stupid incompetent ways. They just can’t do the simplest of things. For completeness, let it be known that I’ve tried additional non-alphanumerics.
Covid nimbus variant is an absolute horror :(
I love acadaemia. Scavenging through the graveyard to see if I can find a replacement for a failed 32Gb DIMM for an ancient research machine. It now has 384 Gb
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.scot
A Scotland server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (4+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I’m a UNIX specialist in acadaemia working with particularly large computers in the fair city of Edinburgh. I sail boats, ride motorbikes, play banjo, and read far too much fantasy and science fiction. Recent migrant to The Kingdom of Fife. Wagnerian.
I abide. You know, like The Dude.
and Sir #Chewbury Gubbins on various other platforms.
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