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The prices would be the least surprising thing about it. We haven't had a station for sixty years. 🤣
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Auton invasion starts in rural Northumbrian industrial estate.
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I had a nice walk around Thrunton Woods.
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The prices would be the least surprising thing about it. We haven't had a station for sixty years. 🤣
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Working on Chromebook plus. I used the Appimage. There were a couple of workarounds.
1) it doesn't work with ChromeOS Wayland, so I have to run as "QT_QPA_PLATFORM=xcb NovelWriter.AppImage"
I symlink the current version to N…
An interesting talk today by Northumberland Wildlife Trusts on their potential estate purchase. Their slideshow included an old map of the Simonside and Lordenshaw area. It included a marking for a "Selbus Cave", which is a bit of a myster…
I had a nice walk around Thrunton Woods.
#ThruntonWoods #Northumberland #uk
Should this footbridge be repainted to ensure a long life, or is it purely cosmetic? The Haugh bridge, Rothbury, I only noticed today!
#bridge #corrosion #maintainance
Auton invasion starts in rural Northumbrian industrial estate.
#joke #drwho
The field edge. Poppies and tufted vetch. My morning walk
#morningWalk #Rothbury #northumberland #UK
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"He said the trip had been covered by the Musk Foundation, a private philanthropic organisation"
I think they spelt fascist wrong.
#FuckFascism #tommyTenNames
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jul/11/elon-musk-family-foundation-took…
I took our local walking group to Dove Crag. I thought it was a good choice because it's easy walking but surprisingly difficult to find. They seemed to like it.
#Walking #Northumberland #UK
Common blue butterfly. They're common but it's the first time I've managed to photograph one before it flew away!
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