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Followers
56
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
1.8%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Hey @Vivaldi can I suggest a new feature? Remember the folder I · 1 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.22 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 147 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I've got a bunch of programming and software development tomes (including 2 copies of Code Complete!) that I don't need.
Wondering what to do with them. They're pretty much valueless at this point and quite heavy to post anywhere.
Should I…
Need a new phone.
It's depressing/frustrating/confusing looking at all the different makes and models that don't really differ by very much and trying to come to a decision.
I just want a phone that works, has reasonable battery life, and …
Had to buy a new spirit level as the old one was so old the liquid in the bubble had bleached making it virtually unreadable.
As well as the 600mm one I needed, they had a 1800mm one as well. I was really tempted, but the number of times I…
I can foresee a fight with #BritishGas over the cost of my next tariff.
We have solar panels, so we use about £90-£100's worth of electricity over a 3 month period (I got this from the last few statements). We charge the car (when necessar…
RE: https://nomenloony.com/@nomenloony/116019280517956996
W T actual F.
We're so screwed if people don't wise up to just how bad "generative AI" is.
Realised a little while ago that I'd not watched all of season 4 of #StarTrek #Enterprise.
I watched a couple of episodes and realised that the number is more than I thought. Specifically it's the two part A Mirror Darkly, but there are a …
Wordle 1,553 1/6*
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Well, looks like I'm going to have to find a new start word now, 😕
Had solar panels for two years and I've just worked out we've saved/earned around £1,500 in that time. Not quite the £1,000/year we were hoping for, but still good.
We've also generated more power - 3.84MWh - so far this year than the whol…
I hate doing plumbing.
It's too easy to get wrong -> water everywhere.
Shutting off the water doesn't immediately stop the leak.
You're always working in tight places with limited (or even no) visibility of the bits you're working on.
Yet …
Saw The Phoenician Scheme this morning - superb film - and saw the trailer for the F1 movie. They used Fleetwood Mac's The Chain in it.
No, not *that* bit, but I have 2 questions:
1. Is that bit of music associated with F1 world wide or ju…
As generative AI is a resource wasting bullshit engine, what else would you expect:
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jun/09/apple-artificial-intelligence-ai-study-collapse
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodonapp.uk
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.2× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
80/100
Excellent
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.8% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Long time software developer, SF&F enthusiast, Trekkie, comics, Discworld, Dr. Feelgood, Kraftwerk and Michael Nyman fan.
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#nobot #noindex #noarchive #nobridge
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