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Followers
1.5K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
🧰 Free analysis for Christopher
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
0.3%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: If you are or know someone who is good at photoshop/digital art, · 27 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.28 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
7.1×
Follows 212 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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i feel my entire life would be a good deal different if i had known about neurosis in the 90s.
this is a neurosis evening.
i'm finally starting to put things together in chess and actually winning games and playing well
my brain...it...works?
(i am still very low rated, but the arrow's finally pointed up)
my band's album is entering the final stages of mixing and it's kinda awesome
it's music not fit for anybody, but it's mine/ours and we love it
My Complicated Relationship With AI, or Why I All Of A Sudden Hate My Career: https://chrisabides.micro.blog/2026/07/29/my-complicated-relationship-with-ai.html
the copilot app force-opened on my work computer, then it popped up a survey that lead with the question "how would you feel if you didn't have the copilot app to use in your work day" and all i want to do is scream
i cannot hear the words "greater good" without thinking of two things:
- the magic card "greater good" which is an all-timer and kinda lost to time
- immediately repeating "the greater good" like the townspeople in hot fuzz, the best comed…
I did all this work (of almost setting up a self-hosted blog) then just decided to keep it simple (but choosing micro.blog because it's simple and independent enough)
and now I am staring at the "new blog post" screen with no ideas
some th…
In progress: lemon ricotta blueberry pancakes
A blog post in the year of someone's lord 2026: https://chrisabides.micro.blog/2026/07/24/a-blog-post-in-the.html
My existence on social media is basically this:
- good chuckles/feelings about content that I want to see
- seeing content I don't want to see and finding a way to mute or avoid it
- having extreme issues with how virtually every platform …
In progress: lemon ricotta blueberry pancakes
A blog post in the year of someone's lord 2026: https://chrisabides.micro.blog/2026/07/24/a-blog-post-in-the.html
My existence on social media is basically this:
- good chuckles/feelings about content that I want to see
- seeing content I don't want to see and finding a way to mute or avoid it
- having extreme issues with how virtually every platform …
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
52/100
Fair
Credibility score
76%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Music: prog rock, hardcore punk, stoner rock, almost anything with a good beat. Bass player, also dabble in vocals, guitar, piano.
Games: M:TG, tactical RPGs, Slay the Spire, poker, board games.
Dog: Zelda Fitzgerald, German shepherd/Siberian husky mix. She's very photogenic and I take advantage of that.
Work: IT infrastructure, primarily in Microsoft stack, but also involved in infosec, identity, mail flow/security. Faked it, made it.
🔀 Audience overlap
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