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If anyone thought the water shortage would impact the rich, here are the polo pitches in Windsor Great Park
#drought
How much will it cost to maintain the grade 1 listed radio telescope at Jodrell back if they stop using it? As its listed they can't demolish it and will still have a duty of care.
True. #forth
xkcd: Forth
https://xkcd.com/3277/
Generative AI, the grift that keeps giving.
Here it is giving out slop medical advice, with potentially fatal results.
Misleading AI-generated doctors pose ‘huge danger to public safety’
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/jul/27…
This is bollox.
‘Customers prefer AI chatbots,’ says British Gas owner as 1,300 call centre jobs axed
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jul/23/customers-prefer-ai-chatbots-says-chris-oshea-british-gas-centrica-boss?CMP=Share_Androi…
Its a step in the right direction.
Ex-Southern Water boss to face trial over allegedly manipulating sewage testing
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jul/22/former-southern-water-employees-trial-alleged-cover-up-wastewater-testing?CM…
I bet 90+% of councils have a beware of the Leopard sign
https://mastodon.social/@HitchhikersGuideQuoteBot2/116963103915449288
This is mad. How can the Police destroy the bike before going to court?
Birmingham man's legal e-bike seized and destroyed by police in error - BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cyvl7ld06r8o
Good luck with that.
The only way to do this would be to introduce PR and then let Labour split.
The right of the party could then be the tory light they aspire to and the left could be a real party of the people.
Andy Burnham promises to…
A reminder, Ann Widdecombe opposed action on climate change.
June heatwave killed up to 440 people a day in England and Wales, data suggests
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2026/jul/13/june-heatwave-killed-440-people-a-day-england…
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