FurballsNHairballs

FurballsNHairballs

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Followers
779
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

What do you want Dad? #Caturday is tomorrow....don't fkn forget again !!! #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse44 views What do you want Dad? #Caturday is tomorrow....don't fkn forget again !!! #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse Someone say park?????? #dogsofmastodon #dogs #DogsOfFedi37 views Someone say park?????? #dogsofmastodon #dogs #DogsOfFedi My assistant went on strike. No more guard dog until treat rations are considerably increased. #dogs #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi25 views My assistant went on strike. No more guard dog until treat rations are considerably increased. #dogs #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi Break time Dad...it's in the contract !! #dogs #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi21 views Break time Dad...it's in the contract !! #dogs #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi

📊 Post engagement

16
Avg engagement / post
2.1%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: What do you want Dad? #Caturday is tomorrow....don't fkn forget · 44 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
5.7 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 8 image · 4 video.
Follower / following
1.5×
Follows 510 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post What do you want Dad? #Caturday is tomorrow....don't fkn forget again !!! #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse ★ 44
▶ RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116924047073034248 ★ 1 Gotta get my Vitamin D before that mutt gets out !! #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse ★ 10 Break time Dad...it's in the contract !! #dogs #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi ★ 21 ▶ Park time !!! #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dogsofFedi hmm ★ 19 Someone say park?????? #dogsofmastodon #dogs #DogsOfFedi ★ 37 Artemis being called by 15 !! #dogs #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi ★ 12 My assistant went on strike. No more guard dog until treat rations are considerably increased. #dogs #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi ★ 25 What are you looking at ? It's not #Caturday yet !! #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse ★ 13 ▶ RE: https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/116887345123802810 Someone painted the plane ★ 1 ▶ RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116887359645156185 ★ 1 Yes, once again the FUCK IT'S HOT harness is in use. Not even the squirrels can outrun this dog...unless it's 113 in the shade #dogs #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi ★ 13

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 16 views per post.
📤Posts about 5.7× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~2.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Rated NC17 Language Maryland Democrat raising a 10th grade genius mini me daughter . Beach junkie Cat rodeo clown Doggie scooper XZookeeper XVet tech XCash clown Computer builder Reincarnated Fremen/Ginaz Swordmaster/Mentat/Guild Navigator. Not necessarily in that order. KC3SWL #hamradio #IndustrialMusic #cats #BelgianMalinois Objects in the mirror are on your ass. Fav quote, "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe." Roy Batty #BladeRunner 🇺🇦🗽👽🐈🏊🐅🏈✭🎚️🦮

📸 Gallery

What do you want Dad? #Caturday is tomorrow....don't fkn forget again !!! #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/116924047073034248 Gotta get my Vitamin D before that mutt gets out !! #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse Break time Dad...it's in the contract !! #dogs #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi Park time !!! #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dogsofFedi hmm Someone say park?????? #dogsofmastodon #dogs #DogsOfFedi Artemis being called by 15 !! #dogs #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi My assistant went on strike. No more guard dog until treat rations are considerably increased. #dogs #dogsofmastodon #DogsOfFedi

🔀 Audience overlap

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Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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