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So Tesco Bank recently closed their prepay card product, Clubcard+, and advised customers to transfer out any remaining balance ahead of closure. I was one of those customers and did just that.
Today I've received a cheque for the grand sum of ONE PENCE for interest earned 😂
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Wedding anniversary coming up and, without fail, a card from husband's aunt and uncle that makes us laugh with the quotes around "special day".
Absolutely no malice in it whatsoever, they usually also get added to "Happy birthday" too, it's just funnier for this occasion.
"Enjoy your special, made-up day" 😂
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Oh joy, the train in front of the one I'm on has broken down. Been held at a red signal for last 20 minutes with no idea of how much longer we'll be held.
But, you know what? I don't mind. I've got my laptop, I've got internet, I've got a table seat, I've got some music, the temperature's comfortable, all's good!
Oh, and there'll be some DelayRepay afterwards 😂
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So Tesco Bank recently closed their prepay card product, Clubcard+, and advised customers to transfer out any remaining balance ahead of closure. I was one of those customers and did just that.
Today I've received a cheque for the grand sum of ONE PENCE for interest earned 😂
fks sake! Bloody "My Old Man's a Dustman" brought me crashing down on round 1 of #TenToTheTop and stopped me getting a 65!
Feeling a bit annoyed right now and need to let out a little rant, so excuse me here!
Ordered some trainers, first time buying this particular brand from them online as normally buy in-store. Annoyingly, the wide variant wasn't available (…
@purplepadma I think I'm 95% sure it was you power walking past me up near the station earlier this afternoon as I waited for the bus. Didn't want to disturb as you looked 'in the zone' with earphones in, but, hey! 👋
Although now terminating at Reading. Maybe I should just get off there and see the family instead of going to the office.
On the move again! 🚅
Oh joy, the train in front of the one I'm on has broken down. Been held at a red signal for last 20 minutes with no idea of how much longer we'll be held.
But, you know what? I don't mind. I've got my laptop, I've got internet, I've got a…
Goodnight! 🌛
RE: https://flipboard.com/@bbcnews/top-stories-hc55lmo2z/-/a-Hx9GQPzTQBK0owZ4uZLSuw%3Aa%3A3199692-%2F0
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Wedding anniversary coming up and, without fail, a card from husband's aunt and uncle that makes us laugh with the quotes around "special day".
Absolutely no malice in it whatsoever, they usually also get added to "Happy birthday" too, it'…
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