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Followers
699
Account age
2 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
🧰 Free analysis for Tim Hergert
Known for
39 views
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
26 views
#ShitPost #Shitposting #NetworkingMeme #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
19 views
#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitPosting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
16 views
#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
📊 Post engagement
13
Avg engagement / post
1.9%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: #Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheI · 39 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
2.9 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 11 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 1.3K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
#Shitpost #Shitposting #LiteralShitPosting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
Some people are born heroic - others have heroism thrust upon them. I didn't wake up this morning and decide that I was going to be a hero, but then again, that's kinda what heroes do. They wake up and then end up doing some heroic shit. …
Comedian Simon King, everyone.
https://linktr.ee/thisissimonking
#lindsaygraham
Might as well call this one now folks.
#USPol #GlitchMcConnell #mitchmcconnell
♫ When a problem comes along . . . ♪
#Shitpost #Shitposting #Devo
#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
I'd rather have it and not need it than need it and not have it.
#Shitpost #Shitposting #OpenCarry #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
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#Shitpost #Shitposting #AI #HangingWithDrZ
If it looks like a duck, and hallucinates like a duck . . .
https://hangingwithdoctorz.com/
#ShitPost #Shitposting #NetworkingMeme #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
#Shitpost #shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 13 views per post.
📤Posts about 2.9× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated84/100
Excellent
Credibility score
95%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 95% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.9% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I do stuff, I have opinions. These are not necessarily my employers opinions. I think I'm funny.
I, like Mark Twain, believe that "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."
I also believe that "Profanity is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker."
#fedi22 #infosec #shitposter #captainjustice
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