Caroline Z-HA

Caroline Z-HA

Mastodon @cleo@sfba.social
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📣Sponsored postOne disclosed post (toot) with your link and message. $12→ 🧵Sponsored threadA multi-post explainer or story — the fediverse rewards dept… $30→ 📦Product seeding / honest reviewSend me your product — I post a disclosed, honest take. Auth… $16→ 📌Pinned sponsored postA disclosed post pinned to the top of my profile for the mon… $36/mo→ 🔗Profile link (bio field)Your link in one of my profile metadata fields for the month… $18/mo→ 🔁Boost packageI boost (repost) your account's toots through the month — di… $24/mo→ 🏛️Instance / community sponsorshipSponsor the server I run — a sponsor line in the About/rules… $30/mo→ 🤝Mutual boost collabWe boost each other across instances — a value swap between … Swap→

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Followers
419
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

Happy 250th birthday, No Kings Day!6 views Happy 250th birthday, No Kings Day! This is not an effective diet plan.1 views This is not an effective diet plan. Schrödinger’s shell game.1 views Schrödinger’s shell game. "I count four 'ayes' and... Barney, who seems to be an early abstainer. All right, then. All those opposed to the motion, same sign."1 views "I count four 'ayes' and... Barney, who seems to be an early abstainer. All right, then. All those opposed to the motion, same sign."

📊 Post engagement

2
Avg engagement / post
0.5%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Happy 250th birthday, No Kings Day! · 6 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
1.8 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 971 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Happy 250th birthday, No Kings Day! ★ 6
This is not an effective diet plan. ★ 1 Peter* Hegseth promotes gender-affirming treatment for *some*, but not for everyone. Just off camera, General Jack T. Ripper nods approvingly. *A portentous name, indeed. https://youtu.be/aWjitRt7vOc?si=TFx9SXiIRh2saBDb Schrödinger’s shell game. ★ 1 News we can all celebrate. https://gizmodo.com/researchers-built-a-scuba-suit-for-cyborg-cockroaches-2000781231 ★ 1 How far downstream, through how many subsequent generations, would citizenship be invalidated if birthright citizenship weren't recognized? If a non-citizen had a child and the child didn't acquire citizenship under the 14th Amendment, wou… ★ 5 "I count four 'ayes' and... Barney, who seems to be an early abstainer. All right, then. All those opposed to the motion, same sign." ★ 1 Even Jeffrey Epstein could have made a better deal with Iran. Perhaps this is the time to use Ivermectin. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jun/16/algae-trump-lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool?CMP=share_btn_url ★ 5 We have now an agreement...to have a meeting...to sign a memorandum of understanding...to eventually give Iran what it had pre-Trump, but with more $$$. e.e. cummings got it right decades ago: "what if a much of a which of a wind gives tru… This crime's unique terroir gives it unmistakable bouquet, exceptional color, and singular regional flavor, distinguishing it from both upstart innovators and hors de l'étagère offenses. https://sfist.com/2026/06/04/suspected-thief-flees-s… ★ 1 Missionary imposition. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jun/04/jesus-christian-energy-drink?CMP=share_btn_url ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
sfba.social
A the SF Bay Area server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.8× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

66/100 Good
  • Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
89%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Been there. Done that. Sent to time out. OK to CA to OK to CA to OK to CA. Staying put. Lawyer: not muzzled, and on a very long leash. @czhabbott on the Musked bird

📸 Gallery

This is not an effective diet plan. Schrödinger’s shell game. Happy 250th birthday, No Kings Day! "I count four 'ayes' and... Barney, who seems to be an early abstainer. All right, then. All those opposed to the motion, same sign."

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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