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#manholeCoverMonday #Chicago
Taking this photo was a new experience: I got an overlay in the camera app telling me that I needed to clean the camera lens.
#Chicago
“Why does Chicago have so little love for the ‘Watchdog’ of the lakefront?”
The reason that Grant Park exists as it is today is due to Montgomery Ward.
https://www.wbez.org/chicago-history/2026/07/01/why-does-chicago-have-so-little-love-fo…
“What if you used a microwave as a snowblower?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDNMLh1I_jY
But, then, Metra sets their tracks on fire in the winter: https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/yes-the-metra-train-tracks-are-supposed-to-be-on-fi…
Wraparound
#Chicago #alley
#Chicago #fireEscape
Network throughput being measured in Mbps is such a pain when what I'm interested in is MBps.
You can't just divide by 8.
Perl::Critic is looking for a new maintainer: https://github.com/Perl-Critic/Perl-Critic/issues/1109
#Perl #PerlCritic
XKCD's What If? - “What if you funneled the Niagara Falls through a straw?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZIEjvSlOMQ
#physics #XKCDWhatIf
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