Dan Morris

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Account age
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I see this straw-man argument, "even kids get socialism is bad..." shit all the time. I just now realized it is the EXACT same argument as people who say if you didn't have religion then everyone would murder and rape all day. It's because that's what THEY would do and they can't even comprehend that others wouldn't. What these anti-socialist people are saying is that, if they could just fock o2 views I see this straw-man argument, "even kids get socialism is bad..." shit all the time. I just now realized it is the EXACT same argument as people who say if you didn't have religion then everyone would murder and rape all day. It's because that's what THEY would do and they can't even comprehend that others wouldn't. What these anti-socialist people are saying is that, if they could just fock o

📊 Post engagement

3
Avg engagement / post
1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: was notified today that my client's CIO has decided to hire his · 14 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
5.3 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 375 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post was notified today that my client's CIO has decided to hire his friend to vibe-code some projects, because they need a job and anyone can do that. So now I have some girl who has almost no tech experience beyond a few networking classes, who doesn't know anything about anything,… ★ 14
How many times do you need to tell your teenager to contact you if they're gonna stay out past midnight? No texts , no GPS, no contact.just gone. I don't remember being quite that inconsiderate. I'm tired of spending the evening convinci… ★ 1 Anyone want to lay odds on how fast clips of fictional homeless camps from this movie start being sent out as right wing propaganda news releases? I'm guessing 100% within a week of release and probably 99% directly from the whitehouse. ht… funny how there are a billion videos of these right wingers who record themselves telling cops they don't have to give them any ID and how they need to be charged and all this shit about how they don't even need to tell a cop their name un… ★ 1 As someone who sails in the bay regularly.... a PONTOON BOAT is not meant for that. WTF? I've been sailing for like 40 years, all over the world, from Turkey to Alaska. All over the damn place, but SF Bay is not for beginners and it sur… For those of you who ever want to start a retail business where you need to rent a location, you should do everything you can to try to purchase the building - even if it puts you in a shit area. Commerical Real Estate is super cold. The… ★ 1 anyone else wondering if Safeway is like, "hey, if they can't shop at the location I closed, they'll come spend money at my other locations, so why the heck would I help another place move in? Certainly not a place that my existing custom… I see this straw-man argument, "even kids get socialism is bad..." shit all the time. I just now realized it is the EXACT same argument as people who say if you didn't have religion then everyone would murder and rape all day. It's becaus… ★ 2 It sucks to see that the one guy in this family restaurant who's really the "wheeler and dealer" that gets stuff going, is also the reason the entire place got evicted. So, his entire family is out of work, all the people he hired.... eve… Nothing quite like helping a relative with a business problem, only to find out they're not just in the wrong, but their tactics are simply reprehensible. So, I got called in by an inlaw to translate while they evicted their tenant - a peruvian restaurant - for non-payment of rent & utilities for 6 months. Just awful. They were there setting up for the day and boom, a crew of sheriff's deput… ★ 1 They'd better find a new candidate in Maine asap, because this is not acceptable https://www.politico.com/news/2026/07/06/graham-platner-sexual-assault-allegation-00987737 ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
sfba.social
A the SF Bay Area server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
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Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 5.3× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

76/100 Good
  • Est. 85% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Content engagement (~1.0% of followers) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
85%
Fake-follower risk
Low

Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Local SF Software Developer, Parent, Sailor and Espresso Addict. Parent of 2 kids with Celiac, so I try to post restaurant and food stuff related to that as well Things that should be a given for everyone: anti-fascist, anti billionaire. Supporter of Constitutional Democracy, Gay Rights, Trans Rights, and Human Rights. Interests: #Sailing, #Angular, #SQL, #Progressive, #CityFamily, #Travel, #Celiac, #GlutenFree, #Politics, #ElectronicVehicles, #LifePo4, #Boating, #Marine

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