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32 views
Excellent things going on in the garden.
Since we planted some sticks with roots that are supposed to be columnar apples, we are thrilled leaves and flowers starting! The grapes we planted last year should have roots, but the doggone bunny chewed on one of them over winter. Glad they have leaves st
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Crocus blooms!
OK, two. And I planted a huge bag from Costco, so hoping for lots more soon.
UNfortunately, the bunnies have already nibbled on the greens! And I planted crocus inside our 6ft fence, because I heard the deer really like to eat them. It was still a good decision, since hubs saw about
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I may have bought too many seeds this year.
I mostly put perennials in to start last year. I now have some annuals to put on the plan. And veg for some new raised beds.
And some more perennials.
And some native bushes.
And that's after I put in 3 columnar apples, some ornamental grasses, and planted
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I have a love-hate relationship with the local rabbits. I love them, but not when they eat my garden.
Yesterday, I left the garage door open as I was doing a few small chores. Returned to find this itty bitty bun checking out the garage. The wheel is to a small wagon. Bun between 2 and 3 inches tal
📊 Post engagement
18
Avg engagement / post
2.4%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Excellent things going on in the garden. Since we planted some · 32 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.5 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 9 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 1.3K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Excellent things going on in the garden.
Since we planted some sticks with roots that are supposed to be columnar apples, we are thrilled leaves and flowers starting! The grapes we planted last year should have roots, but the doggone bunny chewed on one of them over winter. Gla…
I have a love-hate relationship with the local rabbits. I love them, but not when they eat my garden.
Yesterday, I left the garage door open as I was doing a few small chores. Returned to find this itty bitty bun checking out the garage. …
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Hubs inherited his brother's digital life.
Multiple small Nooks (don't ask why). The newest one is larger, and working now. The little ones we don't know what to do with.
Is there anything these can be used for that isn't just a reader? O…
Did Starmer really say this? I can't find a good source. You'd think this would be bigger news.
It says he would kick US bases out if tRump withdraws from NATO.
#NATO #Starmer #Ukpol #uspol #trump #SocialMedia
Crocus blooms!
OK, two. And I planted a huge bag from Costco, so hoping for lots more soon.
UNfortunately, the bunnies have already nibbled on the greens! And I planted crocus inside our 6ft fence, because I heard the deer really like to …
Please, God, let this be the last snow of the season.
At least it should rain tonight, so we expect no shoveling.
We Floridians did not move to Maine because we didn't want to deal with all their snow. We chose Delaware, expecting 2 to 4 i…
Winter storm #Fern is headed here. 6 to 12 inches of snow. A lot for here.
Ice is forecast also. That's a concern for losing power.
So we pull down the hurricane supplies boxes (recent transplants from South Florida).
Although lamps will …
I may have bought too many seeds this year.
I mostly put perennials in to start last year. I now have some annuals to put on the plan. And veg for some new raised beds.
And some more perennials.
And some native bushes.
And that's after I p…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 18 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.5× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness…and That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it”
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