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Followers
71
Account age
1 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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🎁 Free analysisfor Cooklang (Alexey)
📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
4.2%
Engagement vs followers
Mar 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: My talk about automating grocery shopping at @oggcamp https://yo · 5 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.49 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
14×
Follows 5 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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Have to share this. A beautiful recipe site, and a great demo of what's possible with Cooklang.
https://recipes.b28.dev
CookBot could already tell you what's in your food. Now it can change the food to hit a number: "get my week to 150g protein a day."
It measures what you've got, works out which ingredients are the biggest levers, proposes edits, and stage…
First it was paywalls. Then cookie banners. Then cloudflare captchas. Now your recipe clipper needs a crypto wallet.
Remember when the internet was about sharing information? Now it's: bot detected → pay $0.003 in USDC on the Base blockchain → here's your casserole recipe.
They sat on this 402 code for 26 years waiting for the right moment and apparently…
So apparently Cloudflare decided the internet needs a toll booth now. They teamed up with Coinbase and built this thing called x402 where your browser has to pay stablecoins just to load a webpage. Like actual crypto. To read a chicken tik…
The server returned HTTP 402. Had to google what that even is. "Payment Required." Bro what
Seems like that status code has been sitting there doing nothing since like 1999. And now someone turned it on.
I have cook.md web-site where users can convert recipes from other sites into Cooklang format. And someone complained that import from Serious Eats doesn’t work.
Somehow I wasn’t aware about that interesting development. Let’s talk about 402 HTTP response code.
We immediately jumped on this and reworked timers completely. Beyond AlarmKit, we added visibility across other parts of the system: Live Activities and Dynamic Island, so you can access your timers quickly and easily.
iOS 26 changes that: apps can now use AlarmKit — the same system your morning alarm uses. These timers cut through DND and silent mode. Good luck ignoring them now.
There are hacks of corse. Some suggest playing an empty music file and triggering an alarm sound when the timer is up. But that can lead to a ban since it's against App Store rules.
CookBot could already tell you what's in your food. Now it can change the food to hit a number: "get my week to 150g protein a day."
It measures what you've got, works out which ingredients are the biggest levers, proposes edits, and stage…
First it was paywalls. Then cookie banners. Then cloudflare captchas. Now your recipe clipper needs a crypto wallet.
Remember when the internet was about sharing information? Now it's: bot detected → pay $0.003 in USDC on the Base blockchain → here's your casserole recipe.
They sat on this 402 code for 26 years waiting for the right moment and apparently…
So apparently Cloudflare decided the internet needs a toll booth now. They teamed up with Coinbase and built this thing called x402 where your browser has to pay stablecoins just to load a webpage. Like actual crypto. To read a chicken tik…
The server returned HTTP 402. Had to google what that even is. "Payment Required." Bro what
Seems like that status code has been sitting there doing nothing since like 1999. And now someone turned it on.
I have cook.md web-site where users can convert recipes from other sites into Cooklang format. And someone complained that import from Serious Eats doesn’t work.
Somehow I wasn’t aware about that interesting development. Let’s talk about 402 HTTP response code.
We immediately jumped on this and reworked timers completely. Beyond AlarmKit, we added visibility across other parts of the system: Live Activities and Dynamic Island, so you can access your timers quickly and easily.
iOS 26 changes that: apps can now use AlarmKit — the same system your morning alarm uses. These timers cut through DND and silent mode. Good luck ignoring them now.
There are hacks of corse. Some suggest playing an empty music file and triggering an alarm sound when the timer is up. But that can lead to a ban since it's against App Store rules.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mas.to
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Mar 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.5× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~4.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
💚 Brand affinity
EstimatedBrands Cooklang (Alexey)'s audience is most likely to respond to — from detected sponsorships in this niche.
About
Markup Language for Recipes and Tools https://cooklang.org
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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