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Followers
338
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
7 views
Ok, if we’re regretting past decisions, I will own these, too.
3 views
Gentrification vignette: improvements, community reinvestment, AI bros ruin everything, all in less than two minutes. If this were any more on the nose it would be your mom’s ass.
3 views
I think you’re not supposed to post deranged selfies on social media when you’re jobhunting, but I’m all about breaking the rules these days and I hear media hits get you jobs. Today: your boy’s Troye Sivan and Drew Carey eras.
1 views
People ask if I make up my stories or at least pad them. No, you did not literally hire people to rappel off your building to kill the family of baby birds in your chimney, you don’t even have a chimney and that isn’t a job
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
1.2%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Well, you know, I am a product of the Enlightenment and so I lab · 12 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
30.5 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 6 text · 4 image · 2 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 803 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Well, Angry Birds outperformed Grumpy Old Men, so you can have Part 2, as a treat.
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People ask if I make up my stories or at least pad them. No, you did not literally hire people to rappel off your building to kill the family of baby birds in your chimney, you don’t even have a chimney and that isn’t a job
RE: https://mastodon.online/@grahamsleight/116958567672622599
Our best performing campaign at npm was an email sent out (intentionally, yes) with subject line “(no subject)”
RE: https://sfba.social/@cowperthwait/116955702418397567
For real, though, even stone cold sober, I am going to resort to profanity if someone’s event is about “Redefining Customer Centricity in an AI Focused Era”. Like that is basically t…
On information and belief, Mr. Singer almost certainly added, “and look, when you have that much to drink, you think you are indeed on your wife” to whichever Chronicle staffer drew the short straw and had to call him to fact check his quo…
Gentrification vignette: improvements, community reinvestment, AI bros ruin everything, all in less than two minutes. If this were any more on the nose it would be your mom’s ass.
Trying not to even think about how many cashmere rats suffered for that “slimming” poncho. They died in futility, like World War II.
I think you’re not supposed to post deranged selfies on social media when you’re jobhunting, but I’m all about breaking the rules these days and I hear media hits get you jobs. Today: your boy’s Troye Sivan and Drew Carey eras.
I can’t think of anything funnier than an AI for ironing boards cheating on its SOC2 using AI for frauding. I mean, I can, but in terms of jokes I’ll share on my professional network, no.
Unsure, yet, how this compares to the time everyone…
Ok, if we’re regretting past decisions, I will own these, too.
RE: https://sfba.social/@cowperthwait/116948889593632080
Just imagine little cockroaches running around the smoking ruins of my apartment, parking calls to take in the bathroom.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
sfba.social
A the SF Bay Area server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 30.5× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Slow runner, fast talker, kind of medium speed reader. Tell your dog I said hi. @cowperthwait
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