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Followers
472
Account age
3 yrs
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🧰 Free analysis for croissant
📊 Post engagement
8
Avg engagement / post
1.7%
Engagement vs followers
Jul 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: UNMASKED IDIOTS GAWKING AT MY ELASTOMERIC AS IF THAT'S THE MOST · 27 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
2.2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
3.1×
Follows 153 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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when someone asks "are you sick?!" your response should always be "masks don't cause COVID"
it's funny how, despite logically understanding that masks do not cause COVID, most people clearly believe that masks cause COVID
i leave it to others more qualified to dissect these terms to explain why misapplying the term "transfeminine" as some did in the answers to the poll is transmisogynistic.
RE: https://zeroes.ca/@croissant/116961045434819905
a transgender person is someone whose gender identity does not match the gender they were assigned at birth. conversely a cisgender person is someone who identifies with the gender assign…
hello fedi it's time for a gender linguistics survey!
here is a scenario: a person who was assigned female at birth comes out as trans, calls himself a man, adopts a male name with he/him pronouns, takes testosterone for a few years, exper…
☹️ they know they shouldn't do that but feel bad when tacitly called out on it via the mere presence of competence 😢
who's gonna tell fedi about the guy who invented the idea of gendered socialization?
is it just me or are the script writers cooking up the most delicious "claims to be pro-life" ever
funny, everyone says we're now halfway through the year but if i'm being honest it doesn't feel like we're anywhere close to halfway through 2020
"vaccines are the best tool we have to mitigate disease spread"
[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
it's airborne btw
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
zeroes.ca
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Jul 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 8 views per post.
📤Posts about 2.2× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.7% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Angry about the plagues.
@corvax is 💕️
TERFs, anti-maskers, and other assorted fascists please fuck off.
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