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Heute in der Sektion spannende Optimierungen:
So today has been... a day. Not a bad one, quite the opposite in fact (well maybe some mixed things). Just a lot which has definitely drained me.
Strange feeling...
I really have been putting off sona design things for a while now... Like I have ideas, but am also unsure about them (like not wanting to bother an artist with my indecisive shenanigans yet)...
As others have said already, finding a base …
Sometimes it can be quite helpful to take a step back and look at the whole picture: turns out, even though I often struggle to stay on track during each day, I am actually juggling quite a few things successfully. On top of that I am luck…
Motivated by this, I went to at least make sure I had enough air in my tires (after checking the ranges, of course), which seemed to work nicely, until the back on decided to tear and now I have to change that soon as well ;-;
Amazing how much difference a properly cared for bicycle can make. Just to try it out I borrowed one from a flatmate, and that was a much quicker ride and felt way nicer. I think I might have exceeded 30km/h in some nice sections (because …
Also weird learning that apparently, in some contexts, having participated in just a small CTF is already a pretty decent qualifier…
And I did in fact have a pretty fun evening, even if it was a bit crowded (and they maybe should have some larger screens in the arena).
Highlight of the whole thing though was the (I believe now traditional) whole arena (more than 10k peo…
anyway, with that said, there still was and are fun things, today it's the critical role liveshow here in Berlin.
Which my friend had to remind me we booked like a year ago :D
So, I had that pretty positive phase up until about a week ago, but it (motivation, energy, mood) has been going down again, somehow even very cool (but probably unlikely) opportunities on the horizon have me more nervous and apprehensive …
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