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Followers
57
Account age
3 yrs

📊 Post engagement

1
Avg engagement / post
1.8%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2023
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: TIL there's a thing called Travelers' diarrhea https://en.wikip · 2 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.95 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.2×
Follows 245 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post TIL there's a thing called Travelers' diarrhea https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travelers'_diarrhea ★ 2
TIL, although my bank website restricts auto filling passwords when on desktop (gotta type it manually), it can't block auto filling when you open it using your mobile's browser app (also I must confess, as someone who barely survived in Richardson/Dallas without a car, I've never actually visited HEB, only heard good things via word of mouth. They seem to have more stores in the newer growing northern counties tho. W… icymi we finally now get a glimpse of how Texas' beloved grocer uses Haskell as their enterprise solution. Thanks to the innumerous amount of people who made this possible! https://blog.haskell.org/enterprise-haskell-at-h-e-b/ Back when I was job hunting in the US, every few months I'd get an Indeed job alert saying HEB is hiring for a Haskell Developer. And it always struck me as surprising (but also inspiring!) Is it called schrodinger's chat when new messages only appear when you go afk Instant Messaging has become (psychological) Russian Roulette for my brain ★ 1 Achievement unlocked: Sent a Fax ★ 1 Can't wait to be depressed more accurately with better* recent data!! * hopefully 🤞 Oh shit we might finally be getting a new census (after like 15yrs; wow 2011 India feels like a super duper long time ago) ★ 1 Man shoutout to inria.fr for having a selfhosted gitlab instance, protected with anubis for scraper ddos (with a custom banner that I believe you get by sponsoring the anubis project), and doing proper scheduled maintenance notices while a… ★ 1 What if: HTML but APL ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 1× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

89/100 Excellent
  • Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~1.8% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
99%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

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