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Okay, so all my posts lately are starting with "JFC", but:
JFC, just when I thought #Tableau couldn't get any worse:
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Okay, so all my posts lately are starting with "JFC", but:
JFC, just when I thought #Tableau couldn't get any worse:
#AI #fuck_ai #LLM #H8LLMs
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@oldbookillustrations/116682261413466267
Okay, so like this is the Fediverse, and IDK about you, but the cross-section that I see is full of... well, let's say it's full of horny people who are into (or maybe _a…
Man, a reporter on #NPR this morning (I wish I could remember her name), referred to, "The Iranian government's harsh crackdown on protesters this January, and the war with the United States that followed," which seems to me a _really_ ir…
Okay, so this kokoscript person on Redbubble scratches behind my ear:
Hey, fuck you, #Firefox. In case you haven't seen this,: That (x) does nothing. (Well, it brings up the same built-in pop-up ad that the rest of the button brings up. It definitely does not dismiss anything.)
RE: https://mastodon.social/@cmconseils/116645958782664252
OMG. This couldn't be truer.
The absolute worst thing about #Tableau is that every year, whoever in the #bureaucracy is responsible for (or at least the person I've been _told_ is responsible for) sending me my renewed license key _doesn't_, and doesn't even answer m…
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