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Ever since I was a kid, this has always been “Tequila Mockingbird” in my head.
I’m weird.
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Protip: Apple AirTags are great CR2032 battery holders. Useful for when you forgot to turn off your basic bitch rifle red dot again, and the battery on your sight is dead.
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So The Zuck™️ wants Meta to go into prediction markets now. VR was a dud. They suck at AI, which says a lot. So this is the next big failure.
How about focusing on making your existing apps not be utter dogshit?
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So The Zuck™️ wants Meta to go into prediction markets now. VR was a dud. They suck at AI, which says a lot. So this is the next big failure.
How about focusing on making your existing apps not be utter dogshit?
Threads locks up tighter th…
Protip: Apple AirTags are great CR2032 battery holders. Useful for when you forgot to turn off your basic bitch rifle red dot again, and the battery on your sight is dead.
This “peace agreement” is like when some moron stumbles into a fine China shop, breaks all the most expensive items, then spends months supergluing everything back together and claiming it’s all better than it was before, somehow.
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How fast do you think the White House will resume Ballroom construction, claiming it’s now a “matter of national security?”
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All right, so all of you using Signal may want to pay attention to how your notifications are being delivered.
There’s a confirmed case of the FBI - targeting alleged “antifa members” - were able to extract signal message content using th…
Wonder what emojis Whiskey Pete is putting in his Signal chats today.
Maybe something like 🛩️🛩️🔥🔥🪂🪂😩
So, I don’t know who would have the current White House app installed on their phones or why. But if you do, or know of anyone who does, you should remove it immediately. It’s malware.
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Ever since I was a kid, this has always been “Tequila Mockingbird” in my head.
I’m weird.
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