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Known for
7 views
It’s good to be reminded of why I stay alive: to play it cool and dig all jive. Thanks, Langston Hughes.
#poetry #LangstonHughes
6 views
OMFG what a rage-baiting headline. What will we do if people are healthier and happier? (Might suck for PepsiCo, Coca-cola, and other snack makers)
5 views
So here’s the shoes (and a sleeping George). You’ll note the laces are skinny cords with no ends to them. And there is a wheel on the heel? No, these aren’t wheelies! The wheel tightens the laces! And the lever above the wheel releases the laces. No more tying laces. No more weak elastics. Welcome to the 21st century!
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#WWDC26 is next week, also known as Summer Stevemas, at Apple’s headquarters in California. There’s always a tagline in the announcement that obliquely references something being announced at the keynote on the first day, and this year the tagline is “All Systems Glow”. My prediction is that Apple’s upcoming new CEO, John Ternus, the current VP of hardware engineering, will announce all new Apple
📊 Post engagement
5
Avg engagement / post
0.2%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: The blood donor clinic at the Blood Services in Ottawa was compl · 10 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.2 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 2.5K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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It’s good to be reminded of why I stay alive: to play it cool and dig all jive. Thanks, Langston Hughes.
#poetry #LangstonHughes
#WWDC26 is next week, also known as Summer Stevemas, at Apple’s headquarters in California. There’s always a tagline in the announcement that obliquely references something being announced at the keynote on the first day, and this year the…
I was so excited to try these that I did absolutely no due diligence on the site. It’s a common theme for me.
So here’s the shoes (and a sleeping George). You’ll note the laces are skinny cords with no ends to them. And there is a wheel on the heel? No, these aren’t wheelies! The wheel tightens the laces! And the lever above the wheel releases the…
RE: https://ottawa.place/@dan613/116642150826897620
I got my shoes!! It wasn’t a scam after all. The site is still pretty sketchy, though.
# Videogames
If you are into Sims-like life simulators, maybe check out Paralives on Steam for PC and Mac. It's in early access, but the deal is that you don't pay for any future updates, while the price increases each time. So buying now …
I think I've been scammed again. This time it was for shoes with a unique closure. But the shipping company says they haven't received the goods after two weeks. After some investigation, both the original site and the shipping company see…
Laura-Lee and I stayed at the Calabogie Peaks Resort last weekend and really enjoyed ourselves. For her it was a 3-day sewing retreat put on by Fabrications Ottawa, and for me it was 3 days not listening to needy cats and kids. We also got…
Trying out the new quote post feature (assuming the app I use is ready for it). This is a good read on the new ability that is showing up on various servers (possibly not all).
Edit: Turns out this isn't the new quote post style. Nevermin…
OMFG what a rage-baiting headline. What will we do if people are healthier and happier? (Might suck for PepsiCo, Coca-cola, and other snack makers)
This is a fascinating article on food deserts, complete with references from research on 700,000 households over 13 years which found that it was a lack of demand that caused nutritional deserts, and that lack of demand was predominantly c…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
ottawa.place
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✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.2× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
33/100
Low
Credibility score
51%
Low
Real audience
High
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 51% real, active audience · High fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.2% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Follows 2.5K accounts — more than its own followers — a common follow-for-follow / bot pattern.
- Verified account.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
🇨🇦Recovering engineer, ex-military (#RMC), ex-Jazz musician, triggered by injustice. Everyone should have the same rights and privileges that I have. Born 318.5 ppm CO₂. Raised in BC, but in Ottawa since 1990. Generation Jones, but never conservative. Joined Mastodon in April 2022.
Profile pic: myself (white middle-aged male with graying hair) against Canada's warming stripes
Banner: Cityscape of Cyberpunk 2077's Night City at twilight
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