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Hairy Lemon 🍋 summertime BBQ fun = hangovers and overflowing recycling bags 🥴 #pubshed #thehairylemon #bbq #summer2026
Not the most exciting visit, but as I’ve driven past it regularly for nearly 9 years I thought I’d stop for a closer look. Spoiler alert: it’s better when viewed from a distance. However I did find an actually white horse who was very frie…
Any first time buyers looking to move to Stroud? Once voted as the Sunday Times’ Best Place to Live in Britain. Our lovely 🏠 is on the market.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/89942841
I’ve been awake for an hour. I’ve done a pre assessment of the hangover and I can safely say that this is going to be a ferocious one. Chances of getting my jobs done today: very slim!
Happy Sunday team! ⚽️
Could have, and should have, been 5 hours long. Undeniably entertaining. #michaelmovie
Hello new summer drink, from the #thehairylemon #pubshed
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Time to upgrade your Corona for the summer = Aperona! #corona #aperol #pubshed #thehairylemon 🍋
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRcVtLFS/
A tad surprised to find myself drinking Guinness in church on a bank holiday Saturday evening.
Sound of the Sirens didn’t disappoint, although for a church, the acoustics could have been better 🎵
Our 2026 golfing tour took us to Chiclana de la Frontera, near Cadiz, chasing sunshine, birdies and cheap lager.
At various points during the trip, WhatsApp updates made it sound less like a golf holiday and more like the final 20 minutes …
The vibrant, transitioning month of May, where summer feels within reach, the days are longer, the scenery is greener, the flowers are blooming.... and I've just put the f'ing heating back on 🥶
Chocolate BuzzBallz & Guinness tastes like Chocolate Espresso Martini. Spoiler alert(!)… it doesn’t. #thehairylemon #pubshed #buzzballz #guinness
https://youtube.com/shorts/d-Dw4eEFGow?si=8XHZ3FYbgpdFbfFF
You know that I’ve been drunk 1,000 times…
Absolutely brilliant, sold out Sub Rooms gig ticking The Wonder Stuff off the list. Support from the amazing Ian Prowse & Fiddle of Fire, who were on 🔥🎵
#TheWonderStuff #ianprowse #sizeofacow #st…
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