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Good morning, #Mosstodon
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Sometimes I open the photos app and discover that my wife was busy taking good photos like this when I was off doing some bullshit.
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On my morning walk I saw two people stapling these flyers up.
I love that people are like "you know what, I'm going to staple some flyers today!" And then go do all the work to actually make and staple the flyers.
And the flyer is just fun. They're not selling anything – they're putting their conver
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I'm so tired of recruiter emails like this – enthusiastically promoting business models which are against the best interests of me, my family, and our communities.
Technology for technologies sake is bad enough while rather harmless, but most large companies have pivoted to pure wealth extraction.
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That’s a lot better with the many layers of paint stripped off! Found white, tan, purple, green, and all the way at the bottom, gold.
Still need to sand it, then put a few coats of black metal oil on.
Sometimes I open the photos app and discover that my wife was busy taking good photos like this when I was off doing some bullshit.
I have been rebuilding a staircase in our house in bits since November of 2025.
The single remaining thing to do is the very top step, which makes this the perfect time to not do that and instead start a whole new project.
I’ve started str…
On my morning walk I saw two people stapling these flyers up.
I love that people are like "you know what, I'm going to staple some flyers today!" And then go do all the work to actually make and staple the flyers.
And the flyer is just fun…
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You get your own standalone DAM. It has its own upload URL and an API token
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Victrola on #BeaconHill in #seattle now has free community alert whistles!
Go grab one. Keep it on your keychain always.
I'm so tired of recruiter emails like this – enthusiastically promoting business models which are against the best interests of me, my family, and our communities.
Technology for technologies sake is bad enough while rather harmless, but m…
Skirt boards and risers: complete. All holes and seams puttied and sanded.
Next is figuring out the treads.
TIL you can’t attach a video and an image to the same post 🤷
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