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I baked a cake today.
"Siri, how would #DevOps engineers be punished for their sins in Dante's Inferno?"
https://www.reuters.com/science/white-house-directs-nasa-create-time-standard-moon-2024-04-02/
EXPAND THE PARTISAN EXTENSION OF THE LEGISLATURE!!!
... and you get to run for President.
I think the Supreme Court is collectively a coward, for not tackling the difficult question of what is an insurrectionist.
We really could have used some clarity on that.
Remember, in the #DevOps community, it is traditional to push new hot fixes to production before leaving for a holiday weekend or long vacation. There's still time!
Happy Holidays!
Q. E. D.
Doesn't matter who you are, or what you've done, or what you believe. Doesn't matter if you're young or old. Doesn't matter what god you pray to. Whoever you are, whatever you do, wherever you are, you look good holding a Les Paul.
Even a broken watch is right twice a day.
But if your watch is not broken, just slow, it could be wrong for a very VERY long time.
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