dan slimmon

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Followers
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Account age
3 yrs

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Yale has further been accredited by the Federation of Ramen Slurpers and the National Council of Bong Scholars.1 views Yale has further been accredited by the Federation of Ramen Slurpers and the National Council of Bong Scholars. (Sundar Pichai whispering audibly into the sleeve of his regalia) gemini: does “cheugy” mean smart1 views (Sundar Pichai whispering audibly into the sleeve of his regalia) gemini: does “cheugy” mean smart she blisnded me… with sciesnce1 views she blisnded me… with sciesnce

📊 Post engagement

1
Avg engagement / post
0.3%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: If you see a brown bear, run away, if you see a black bear, rais · 1 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.82 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 3 text · 5 image · 4 video.
Follower / following
3.4×
Follows 92 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post If you see a brown bear, run away, if you see a black bear, raise your arms and go ape shit," – or whatever, maybe the other way around. Never bothered to memorize it, cause my plan if I see a bear is to immediately shit myself ★ 1
▶ Guillotine Part 2! Find out what illustrious Lord of the Rings star witnessed France's last public execution (it's probably the one you think!) [Part 1] https://techblows.net/26 [Part 2] https://techblows.net/27 [YouTube] https://techblows… ▶ It's 🇫🇷 Bastille Day!! 🇫🇷 So pop your headphones onto your precious, still-attached head, and listen to Episode 26: the guillotine! [web] https://techblows.net [youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djcds86inlQ&list=PLdgzZCXZpTyhvlOL8_P… To capital, opposition to AI datacenters is all “anti-tech extremism.” Nobody is anti-technology. Technology’s cool. It’s “eat the rich” not “eat the servers” https://www.wired.com/story/us-law-enforcement-warns-of-anti-tech-extremism/ ▶ Ticketmaster: how a company that does nothing came to own everything techblows.net/22 Reminds me of the time Pope Francis went on Rogan to pump Dogecoin Yale has further been accredited by the Federation of Ramen Slurpers and the National Council of Bong Scholars. ★ 1 (Sundar Pichai whispering audibly into the sleeve of his regalia) gemini: does “cheugy” mean smart ★ 1 ▶ #technologyblows Grok is here to seek truth and tell lies… and we're all out of truth. Catch the newest episode of Technology Blows right this instant: Podcast: https://techblows.net/20 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Y-CbIj904&list=PLdgzZCXZpTy… ★ 1 v excited to spend the next 23 hours and 60 minutes online she blisnded me… with sciesnce ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.8× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

66/100 Good
  • Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
89%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

he/him. leftist. SRE. opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of anyone

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Guillotine Part 2! Find out what illustrious Lord of the Rings star witnessed France's last public execution (it's probably the one you think!) [Part 1] https://techblows.net/26 [Part 2] https://techblows.net/27 [YouTube] https://techblows.net/yt #deathpenalty #techhistory #capitalpunishment #podcast #technologyblows It's 🇫🇷 Bastille Day!! 🇫🇷 So pop your headphones onto your precious, still-attached head, and listen to Episode 26: the guillotine! [web] https://techblows.net [youtube] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djcds86inlQ&list=PLdgzZCXZpTyhvlOL8_PNSWw2muMWTG3PE&index=27 #technologyblows #france #bastilleday #podcast #techhistory #capitalpunishment Ticketmaster: how a company that does nothing came to own everything techblows.net/22 Reminds me of the time Pope Francis went on Rogan to pump Dogecoin Yale has further been accredited by the Federation of Ramen Slurpers and the National Council of Bong Scholars. (Sundar Pichai whispering audibly into the sleeve of his regalia) gemini: does “cheugy” mean smart #technologyblows v excited to spend the next 23 hours and 60 minutes online

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