danwood

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Followers
164
Account age
7 yrs

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Turns out the plug that attaches to a MacBook power brick is called a "duck head", at least in the Netherlands. I had just bought one at Apple Amsterdam (the "iHostage" movie location😬) and went on a walk in nearby Vondelpark … when these little guys recognized a kindred spirit…4 views Turns out the plug that attaches to a MacBook power brick is called a "duck head", at least in the Netherlands. I had just bought one at Apple Amsterdam (the "iHostage" movie location😬) and went on a walk in nearby Vondelpark … when these little guys recognized a kindred spirit… Illinois — HUGELY important primary election this Tuesday. The AIPAC/Crypto/AI lobby is throwing megabucks trying to get THEIR candidates in office. Fight back! https://progressivecongress.net/top.html3 views Illinois — HUGELY important primary election this Tuesday. The AIPAC/Crypto/AI lobby is throwing megabucks trying to get THEIR candidates in office. Fight back! https://progressivecongress.net/top.html Have you seen this visual quiz? It's just so adorable.3 views Have you seen this visual quiz? It's just so adorable. I'll be speaking at ArcticConf in February in Finland! 🇫🇮🥶 Here's a cute graphic they made to promote this fact. Nope, not bringing the friendly puppy — he's staying at home! #Swift #SwiftUI #macOS #ios2 views I'll be speaking at ArcticConf in February in Finland! 🇫🇮🥶 Here's a cute graphic they made to promote this fact. Nope, not bringing the friendly puppy — he's staying at home! #Swift #SwiftUI #macOS #ios

📊 Post engagement

2
Avg engagement / post
1.2%
Engagement vs followers
Aug 2018
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Turns out the plug that attaches to a MacBook power brick is cal · 4 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.39 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 10 image · 2 video.
Follower / following
2.2×
Follows 76 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Turns out the plug that attaches to a MacBook power brick is called a "duck head", at least in the Netherlands. I had just bought one at Apple Amsterdam (the "iHostage" movie location😬) and went on a walk in nearby Vondelpark … when these little guys recognized a kindred spirit… ★ 4
Little known fact: Down Under, in Western Australia, the fast food chain we know of as "Jack in the Box" in the US is known as "Hangry Jack's". ★ 1 My ideal California governor lawn sign would be: ★ 1 Updated https://ProgressiveCongress.net to now include ratings for House of Representatives incumbents, coming from https://yourreprecord.org !!!! Illinois — HUGELY important primary election this Tuesday. The AIPAC/Crypto/AI lobby is throwing megabucks trying to get THEIR candidates in office. Fight back! https://progressivecongress.net/top.html ★ 3 Have you seen this visual quiz? It's just so adorable. ★ 3 I just generated a QR code to help people find my website ProgressiveCongress.net … using the QArt Coder. Yes, it really works! I'll be speaking at ArcticConf in February in Finland! 🇫🇮🥶 Here's a cute graphic they made to promote this fact. Nope, not bringing the friendly puppy — he's staying at home! #Swift #SwiftUI #macOS #ios ★ 2 ▶ https://spotifyunwrapped.net ★ 1 ▶ https://spotifyunwrapped.net ★ 1 Fellow Californians: these five are the only congressional candidates endorsed by TrackAIPAC https://www.trackaipac.com/endorsements . Give them some love! (And let's get more candidates in more districts who are opposed to Genocide!) Rat… You're welcome. http://hotgirlsforcuomo.com ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mastodon.cloud
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Aug 2018
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 7 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

66/100 Good
  • Est. 79% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
  • Content engagement (~1.2% of followers) is around typical for Mastodon.
  • Established account (7+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
79%
Fake-follower risk
Medium

Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

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Little known fact: Down Under, in Western Australia, the fast food chain we know of as "Jack in the Box" in the US is known as "Hangry Jack's". My ideal California governor lawn sign would be: Updated https://ProgressiveCongress.net to now include ratings for House of Representatives incumbents, coming from https://yourreprecord.org !!!! Illinois — HUGELY important primary election this Tuesday. The AIPAC/Crypto/AI lobby is throwing megabucks trying to get THEIR candidates in office. Fight back! https://progressivecongress.net/top.html Turns out the plug that attaches to a MacBook power brick is called a "duck head", at least in the Netherlands. I had just bought one at Apple Amsterdam (the "iHostage" movie location😬) and went on a walk in nearby Vondelpark … when these little guys recognized a kindred spirit… Have you seen this visual quiz? It's just so adorable. I just generated a QR code to help people find my website ProgressiveCongress.net … using the QArt Coder. Yes, it really works! I'll be speaking at ArcticConf in February in Finland! 🇫🇮🥶 Here's a cute graphic they made to promote this fact. Nope, not bringing the friendly puppy — he's staying at home! #Swift #SwiftUI #macOS #ios

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