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I don't remember why but I apparently made this meme back during Solar Ash
Devastated to find out that they _do not_ process time into temporal honey.
There's some really solid SDL3 bindings that I'm using: https://github.com/PascalGameDevelopment/SDL3-for-Pascal
Current project is a little retro CRPG (think Ultima, but not).
I also spun up an SVN server on my homelab for extra nostalgia.
I've been noodling with Pascal after not touching it for ~23 years. https://castle-engine.io/modern_pascal Has been really helpful getting up to speed with Object Pascal since I only knew the Borland TP7/TPW flavors way back.
It's definite…
I haven't programmed Pascal in ~20 years but the recent discussions about it are really making me consider spending my very limited free time to relearn it and make something.
I've come to the conclusion that if someone applies the socratic method non-consensually to a discussion they're just being an insufferable ass and not at all helpful.
Unity gamedevs, I am begging you to add:
"FileExclusion" "*BurstDebugInformation_DoNotShip*"
To your Steam appbuild scripts (in the depot section).
Bloom filters are pretty neat; just used them to get a ~100x speedup in a program for finding solutions to a particularly brute-force-y word puzzle. I'm using them to test for possible candidacy in a subset of the dictionary before searchi…
The video recordings for the #raku conference 2023 are up, and I can recommend (among others) @lizmat 's talk "So you wanted to teach programming to your niece, but she doesn't know English". This is one of the most delightfully humanist t…
PSA: If you use GOG Galaxy and you want a working Steam integration, this is what you're looking for: https://github.com/GOG-Nebula/galaxy-integration-steam
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