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#Caturday continues. Our very dangerous street cat continues to oppress.
Not saying void kitties are bad, but the curtains pay a price.
Now that I have 4 kidneys it has been suggested that I change my name to Dave and kidney pie.
For the alt text, two mostly black tuxedo cats snuggled on a brown leather couch. The one on the left is smaller and so old her black is speckled with grey. The larger on the right is a little fluffy and in her prime teenage years.
The cats have officially decided that winter has started.
Sitting through a 2 hour workshop where a senior tech is ever so slowly learning how I made a series of decisions in a few minutes where I bothered no one and wrote stuff down. Now everything written down is worthless because it's "too muc…
Slowly winding up on a project and the people taking my role have decided the best way to handle the chaos I've been putting up with is to manage me as closely as possibe and fragment all communications as much as possible so they're the o…
Hi lazyweb, I have a freshly rebuilt carburettor on my brush cutter and it keeps spewing fuel onto the air filter, making it choke and die because the air filter is soaked in fuel. Suggestions?
Beanie considers Kev
@hacks4pancakes not sure if you're aware that for most values of true, Dr Karl is a living national treasure. https://www.sydney.edu.au/science/industry-and-community/community-engagement/dr-karl.html
new, to me at least https://kottke.org/25/12/this-ai-vending-machine-was-tricked-into-giving-away-everything
@0xabad1dea had not intended to offend so much
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