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Account age
9 yrs
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i don’t usually respond to these kinds of emails, but this one made me so fucking mad that i blacked out and regained consciousness with this in my outbox
6 views
just got to my hotel and surely the view from my room will be the envy of all
6 views
made SIX panuozzi for a “Stoney Baloney” potluck in the park today… sourdough pizza crust folded and stuffed with burrata, peaches tossed in chili crisp and red wine vinegar, mortadella, and fresh basil
2 views
wtf when did Carrot add a trip manager? incredible feature for a weather app
📊 Post engagement
319
Avg engagement / post
25.3%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2017
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: i don’t usually respond to these kinds of emails, but this one m · 3.6K likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
12 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
7.5×
Follows 168 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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i don’t usually respond to these kinds of emails, but this one made me so fucking mad that i blacked out and regained consciousness with this in my outbox
at some point, you have to accept that the company you keep reflects on your own character. to me, Matz and everyone who remains on the Rails core team are so obviously complicit in DHH remaining platformed and relevant and it's laughable …
getting VC money for what will basically be a tmux replacement is crazy enough but that list of investors is just sooo yikesy. Guillermo Rauch? Lenny Pruss? Tobi Lütke??? Mitchell Hashimoto just continues to disappoint lmao
https://www.sup…
RE: https://xoxo.zone/@davidcelis/115232432583137819
since he's making the rounds again, it's probably a good time to re-share my post that shows how DHH has been a racist shitbag (and, yes, actual fascist) for a long time now
just got to my hotel and surely the view from my room will be the envy of all
PDX ✈️ SFO
📍Portland International Airport / Portland / OR
it’s always hilarious when someone’s a huge fucking asshole to you and then they block you, like thanks for saving me the trouble? lol
wtf when did Carrot add a trip manager? incredible feature for a weather app
made SIX panuozzi for a “Stoney Baloney” potluck in the park today… sourdough pizza crust folded and stuffed with burrata, peaches tossed in chili crisp and red wine vinegar, mortadella, and fresh basil
🗣️ AI is changing the way we work
https://www.patreon.com/jackconte/posts/164628951
94°F out and hearing thunder but getting no rain
hilarious timing. i can't believe this didn't get canceled/postponed. just absolutely incredible
https://bridgetownbites.com/2026/07/01/get-ready-for-portland-salad-week-2026-portland-oregon/
just got to my hotel and surely the view from my room will be the envy of all
PDX ✈️ SFO
📍Portland International Airport / Portland / OR
it’s always hilarious when someone’s a huge fucking asshole to you and then they block you, like thanks for saving me the trouble? lol
wtf when did Carrot add a trip manager? incredible feature for a weather app
made SIX panuozzi for a “Stoney Baloney” potluck in the park today… sourdough pizza crust folded and stuffed with burrata, peaches tossed in chili crisp and red wine vinegar, mortadella, and fresh basil
🗣️ AI is changing the way we work
https://www.patreon.com/jackconte/posts/164628951
94°F out and hearing thunder but getting no rain
hilarious timing. i can't believe this didn't get canceled/postponed. just absolutely incredible
https://bridgetownbites.com/2026/07/01/get-ready-for-portland-salad-week-2026-portland-oregon/
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
xoxo.zone
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2017
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2017 — 9 years ago.
👁️Averages 319 views per post.
📤Posts about 12× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.3× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (9+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
🧑🌾 xoxo.zone cultivator/admin 🚒 principal eng at FireHydrant 💳 prev: stripe, hashicorp, github, etc. 🍕amateur pizzaiolo 🐟 tinfluencer 🍱 foodie
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