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469
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
4 views
was curious if DALL-E could make me a screenshot of code, so it’s like “oh sure, what kind of code would you like?” as if it matters, and then produces some absolute nonsense
3 views
Photo post
2 views
I recorded a little demo of https://helix-editor.com showing (in order)
- file picker
- type hover
- inline diagnostics (new on master, not in stable)
- open buffers picker
- changed files picker
- workspace diagnostics picker
lot of pickers. always be picking
2 views
I've been using https://helix-editor.com full-time for almost a year and it's great. check it out if you're a vim user but want
- selection→verb instead of verb→selection so you can always see what you're operating on
- IDE functionality out of the box
- less config
this is my whole config
📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: it's that dark and cold time of year again. play the epochal mas · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.35 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 6 text · 5 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
1.8×
Follows 265 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Photo post
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I recorded a little demo of https://helix-editor.com showing (in order)
- file picker
- type hover
- inline diagnostics (new on master, not in stable)
- open buffers picker
- changed files picker
- workspace diagnostics picker
lot of picke…
I've been using https://helix-editor.com full-time for almost a year and it's great. check it out if you're a vim user but want
- selection→verb instead of verb→selection so you can always see what you're operating on
- IDE functionality …
today's #automation find: #mac command to pick an audio device. easily mapped to keyboard shortcut with BetterTouchTool
https://github.com/deweller/switchaudio-osx/
a second app from Notion does not fit into my RAM budget
https://www.notion.so/blog/introducing-notion-calendar
TIL ultrasonic humidifiers can drive an air quality sensor (such as one built into an air purifier) nuts
beware self-help authors bearing spectrums
this pokemon-looking guy eats portuguese man o' wars and keeps their stinging cells to use for itself
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glaucus_atlanticus
start 2024 off right with this excellent focused practical intro to Remix #webdev
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXoynULbYuED9b2k5LS44v9TQjfXifwNu&si=WJ9qn-02Y4xeBYhL
was curious if DALL-E could make me a screenshot of code, so it’s like “oh sure, what kind of code would you like?” as if it matters, and then produces some absolute nonsense
frankly impressed by the utter strangeness of xfinity using a chat UI to show the data usage graph. it’s not interactive, but the fact that I can highlight random text suggests it’s a webview, which is an extra special touch #iOS #ux
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
💚 Brand affinity
EstimatedBrands conputer dipshit's audience is most likely to respond to — from detected sponsorships in this niche.
About
tech worker + hot dad. egalitarian. enjoy charts, unions, conputer games. chicago
https://bsky.app/profile/davidcrespo.bsky.social
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