DavidGSeibold

DavidGSeibold

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Followers
129
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

Tick Tock (p) 
Clay the Eagle signed up for one 24 hour period of surveillance. Every time he checked the clock, he was still in his first 12 hours. After 48 years, Clay was beginning to wonder if there was a problem with the clock! Tacoma, Washington 2017 
The photograph titled, "Tick Tock (p)" res3 views Tick Tock (p) 
Clay the Eagle signed up for one 24 hour period of surveillance. Every time he checked the clock, he was still in his first 12 hours. After 48 years, Clay was beginning to wonder if there was a problem with the clock! Tacoma, Washington 2017 
The photograph titled, "Tick Tock (p)" res Easier To Swim Up A Creek And Die (t) 
It didn't take Chuck the Salmon long to figure out that pedaling a bike with his swimming cane was next to impossible. By the time Chuck jumped high enough to hit the pedal again, the bike had moved and Chuck got stuck in the ground again! Tacoma, Washington 203 views Easier To Swim Up A Creek And Die (t) 
It didn't take Chuck the Salmon long to figure out that pedaling a bike with his swimming cane was next to impossible. By the time Chuck jumped high enough to hit the pedal again, the bike had moved and Chuck got stuck in the ground again! Tacoma, Washington 20 Munch A Bunch (p) 
Charlie the Catfish loved to taunt Cecil the Cat. Charlie would swim slowly in front of Cecil, wiggling his tail, which, you know, would mesmerize Cecil; kind of like a shiny thing. Charlie didn't anticipate Cecil would actually come in the water being a cat and all. The last thin3 views Munch A Bunch (p) 
Charlie the Catfish loved to taunt Cecil the Cat. Charlie would swim slowly in front of Cecil, wiggling his tail, which, you know, would mesmerize Cecil; kind of like a shiny thing. Charlie didn't anticipate Cecil would actually come in the water being a cat and all. The last thin Concern? (p) 
Harriet: "Don't eat the shells, Horace! You'll choke on them!" Horace: "What are you worried about, Harriet? I know you updated my life insurance policy yesterday!" Stansberry Lake, Washington 2017 
The photograph titled, "Concern? (p)" resides on Flickr at https://flic.kr/p/F7FUHh and2 views Concern? (p) 
Harriet: "Don't eat the shells, Horace! You'll choke on them!" Horace: "What are you worried about, Harriet? I know you updated my life insurance policy yesterday!" Stansberry Lake, Washington 2017 
The photograph titled, "Concern? (p)" resides on Flickr at https://flic.kr/p/F7FUHh and

📊 Post engagement

2
Avg engagement / post
1.6%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Tick Tock (p) 
Clay the Eagle signed up for one 24 hour period o · 3 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
2.1 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 282 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Tick Tock (p) 
Clay the Eagle signed up for one 24 hour period of surveillance. Every time he checked the clock, he was still in his first 12 hours. After 48 years, Clay was beginning to wonder if there was a problem with the clock! Tacoma, Washington 2017 
The photograph titled… ★ 3
Perturbed 
It wasn't so much the pole stuck up Sam the Salmon's belly as the collar. Sam hated collars! Tacoma, Washington 2017 
The photograph titled, "Perturbed" resides on Flickr at https://flic.kr/p/21TcoNP and is a sculpture of a salm… ★ 1 Easier To Swim Up A Creek And Die (t) 
It didn't take Chuck the Salmon long to figure out that pedaling a bike with his swimming cane was next to impossible. By the time Chuck jumped high enough to hit the pedal again, the bike had moved a… ★ 3 Concern? (p) 
Harriet: "Don't eat the shells, Horace! You'll choke on them!" Horace: "What are you worried about, Harriet? I know you updated my life insurance policy yesterday!" Stansberry Lake, Washington 2017 
The photograph titled, "Co… ★ 2 Chaos (t) (B/W) 
There is nothing ducks like better than a Black Friday grain sale, except, maybe, not getting peppered with buckshot! Stansberry Lake, Washington 2017 
The photograph titled, "Chaos (t) (B/W)" resides on Flickr at https://… ★ 1 Munch A Bunch (p) 
Charlie the Catfish loved to taunt Cecil the Cat. Charlie would swim slowly in front of Cecil, wiggling his tail, which, you know, would mesmerize Cecil; kind of like a shiny thing. Charlie didn't anticipate Cecil would … ★ 3 Leaving The Scene (p) Ever think about the amount of bird and fish poop in lakes and you just had your mouth open under water? Stansberry Lake, Washington 2017 The photograph titled, "Leaving The Scene (p)" resides on Flickr at https://fli… ★ 1 Another Fall Day (p) Birds of prey hate Fall. Colored reflections on the water make it very difficult for them to catch fish. A lot of times you can spot birds standing on the shore eating Burger King™ or McDonalds™. It's just so much easi… ★ 1 Getting Comfortable (p) Cooper the Dog: "Don't get your hopes up, Dad. I'm only up here because something scared the shit out me and I figure whatever it is, it will get you before it gets me!" Stansberry Lake, Washington 2017 The photogra… ★ 1 Kangaroo & Kiwi (p) Carnegie the Free Public Library was really upset when he lost his library status and primarily became a pub. But, then he found out he was entitled to all the ale he could drink. Carnegie is a happy camper now! Ballard… ★ 1 Afternoon Delight (p) The Majestic is the last drive-by theatre in town. People are freaking. What are they going to do on Monday afternoons for fun in their cars? Ballard, Washington 2018 The photograph titled, "Afternoon Delight (p)" res… ★ 1 The Gravity Of Age (p) Willy the Junction Box is beginning to understand his Dad's last words. "Son, the older you get the droopier your balls get. Don't wear shorts without underwear!" Ballard, Washington 2018 The photograph titled, "The …

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
toad.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 2.1× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~1.6% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Retired. When not blowing off roof, removing blackberry and ivy vines or removing tree limbs from skylights, road trips with @sharidale.bsky.social and Beau the Dog and lots of photo taking. 🚫magas 🚫climate deniers 🚫election deniers 🚫Trump 🚫Musk

📸 Gallery

Perturbed 
It wasn't so much the pole stuck up Sam the Salmon's belly as the collar. Sam hated collars! Tacoma, Washington 2017 
The photograph titled, "Perturbed" resides on Flickr at https://flic.kr/p/21TcoNP and is a sculpture of a salmon in Tacoma, Washington in 2017. Tick Tock (p) 
Clay the Eagle signed up for one 24 hour period of surveillance. Every time he checked the clock, he was still in his first 12 hours. After 48 years, Clay was beginning to wonder if there was a problem with the clock! Tacoma, Washington 2017 
The photograph titled, "Tick Tock (p)" res Easier To Swim Up A Creek And Die (t) 
It didn't take Chuck the Salmon long to figure out that pedaling a bike with his swimming cane was next to impossible. By the time Chuck jumped high enough to hit the pedal again, the bike had moved and Chuck got stuck in the ground again! Tacoma, Washington 20 Concern? (p) 
Harriet: "Don't eat the shells, Horace! You'll choke on them!" Horace: "What are you worried about, Harriet? I know you updated my life insurance policy yesterday!" Stansberry Lake, Washington 2017 
The photograph titled, "Concern? (p)" resides on Flickr at https://flic.kr/p/F7FUHh and Chaos (t) (B/W) 
There is nothing ducks like better than a Black Friday grain sale, except, maybe, not getting peppered with buckshot! Stansberry Lake, Washington 2017 
The photograph titled, "Chaos (t) (B/W)" resides on Flickr at https://flic.kr/p/22aJgNY and is a photo of ducks in flight at Stansb Munch A Bunch (p) 
Charlie the Catfish loved to taunt Cecil the Cat. Charlie would swim slowly in front of Cecil, wiggling his tail, which, you know, would mesmerize Cecil; kind of like a shiny thing. Charlie didn't anticipate Cecil would actually come in the water being a cat and all. The last thin Leaving The Scene (p) Ever think about the amount of bird and fish poop in lakes and you just had your mouth open under water? Stansberry Lake, Washington 2017 The photograph titled, "Leaving The Scene (p)" resides on Flickr at https://flic.kr/p/JiKZic and is a photo of ducks flying over Stansberry Another Fall Day (p) Birds of prey hate Fall. Colored reflections on the water make it very difficult for them to catch fish. A lot of times you can spot birds standing on the shore eating Burger King™ or McDonalds™. It's just so much easier! Stansberry Lake, Washington 2017 The photograph titled, "

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