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Event sourcing gets a reputation for being heavy. Ismael Celis says the core of it fits in a Ruby file and an array. Everything else (the eventual consistency, the runtime, the workflows) is an optional rabbit hole.
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"How was your day?"
You don't answer with a schema. You answer with a sequence of events.
Ismael Celis on why we model software in a mode we don't actually think in.
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Optimistic locking is a proxy for the real question.
Ismael Celis on Dynamic Consistency Boundaries and what it actually means for a decision to still be valid by the time you commit it.
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Event sourcing gets a reputation for being heavy. Ismael Celis says the core of it fits in a Ruby file and an array. Everything else (the eventual consistency, the runtime, the workflows) is an optional rabbit hole.
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His laptop died a few weeks into building a new programming language. So he kept going... from his phone.
Nithin Bekal on what it's like to give an LLM complete control over how your language evolves, and why it was "scary."
Hear why: https://shows.acast.com/dead-code/episodes/twilight-of-the-object-god-with-ismael-celis
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Elixir would have made the event sourcing part easier. Ismael Celis picked Ruby anyway, specifically so it would be harder.
The constraint was the point.
New Dead Code: https://shows.acast.com/dead-code/episodes/twilight-of-the-object-god-with-ismael-celis
Full conversation: https://shows.acast.com/dead-code/episodes/twilight-of-the-object-god-with-ismael-celis
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Optimistic locking is a proxy for the real question.
Ismael Celis on Dynamic Consistency Boundaries and what it actually means for a decision to still be valid by the time you commit it.
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Every time you update the cart, you throw away what the cart used to be. Ismael Celis makes the case that the temporal model isn't an alternative to the relational one.
It's a superset of it.
Listen: https://shows.acast.com/dead-code/episodes/twilight-of-the-object-god-with-ismael-celis
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"How was your day?"
You don't answer with a schema. You answer with a sequence of events.
Ismael Celis on why we model software in a mode we don't actually think in.
Full episode of Dead Code: https://shows.acast.com/dead-code/episodes/twilight-of-the-object-god-with-ismael-celis
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