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It’s actually quite simple to caption foreign language in film.
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Kinda scared to try these sardines but I have until February 27, 2031 for best results so that’s less pressure at least 😮💨
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My 81-year-old dad is going to love this!
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What am I doing wrong that it’s taking me 9 minutes longer to pick up sushi than it would to have it delivered?
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It’s actually quite simple to caption foreign language in film.
Kinda scared to try these sardines but I have until February 27, 2031 for best results so that’s less pressure at least 😮💨
I like soccer because you can forget what time the game starts and tune in 20 minutes late without having missed anything ⚽️
Getting rid of daylight saving time is a no-brainer. You perhaps risk a slight increase in children getting killed walking to the school bus in the dark or whatever but you completely eliminate the problem of people incorrectly specifying …
My 81-year-old dad is going to love this!
On my way to work I saw a guy walking a poodle that was painted up to look like a piñata and I dunno that feels a bit dangerous with there being so many blindfolded, stick-wielding children in the neighborhood.
Excited to fly first class for the first time. I just hope I’m not seated next to riffraff who are only flying first class because it cost just $173 this time for some reason.
Poor guy at the hot chicken place has anterograde amnesia. Asked me if I had been there before or if it was my first time when he had just asked me the same exact thing barely a year and a half ago.
Caught a reflection of my moisturizer in the bathroom mirror and imagined a lower-stakes take on The Shining where a caretaker is driven mad over isolation and dry skin except how do you even pronounce Mredirbul?
I got these new bone conduction headphones so I can listen to baseball on hikes while still being aware of my surroundings and the loud music of people who don’t know headphones exist.
What am I doing wrong that it’s taking me 9 minutes longer to pick up sushi than it would to have it delivered?
Cashier at Sprouts announced “smells are free” and buried his face into my basil plant. AI could never.
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