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Followers
452
Account age
1 yrs
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🧰 Free analysis for Chris “No Nickname” Vreeland
Known for
56 views
At the Portland airport waiting for my flight home and I just received this important message from our home office:
18 views
Good morning. The whole world may seem like it’s gone to shit if you read the headlines or check your 401k balance, so instead, I suggest cats. This is Eckles enjoying a scritch.
12 views
My dad: “I might have a few of those slide things you look at around here.”
30 minutes later:
1 views
Fucking around with stickers on my
Phone, as one does on a Saturday night.
📊 Post engagement
11
Avg engagement / post
2.4%
Engagement vs followers
Aug 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: At the Portland airport waiting for my flight home and I just re · 56 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
12.6 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 719 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
At the Portland airport waiting for my flight home and I just received this important message from our home office:
RE: https://beige.party/@adhdeanasl/117014292010637553
🎉 Squeezing in 2 Coffee Sergeants gigs between hospital visits with my mother in law this weekend. Taking the good with the bad and rolling with it.
Austinites: tonight, Carousel Loun…
Good morning. The whole world may seem like it’s gone to shit if you read the headlines or check your 401k balance, so instead, I suggest cats. This is Eckles enjoying a scritch.
Little deuce croup
#CarTroubleASongOrPoem #HashTagGames
When I come down out of my own head and have a good look around, I realize I have no idea of what’s going on here.
Fucking around with stickers on my
Phone, as one does on a Saturday night.
That’s at least a month’s worth of off-hours scanning, but there’s boxes in there labeled with backpack trips I went on in the mid 70’s and 2 boxes postmarked 1955 & addressed to my grandfather. They’re Kodachrome so hopefully they’re ok!
My dad: “I might have a few of those slide things you look at around here.”
30 minutes later:
In conclusion, people! Amirite?
(this all is a side effect of 3-hours cumulative sleep. I’m done now)
People say I’m too impatient, but I’m tired of hearing that.
People say I’m too grandiloquent, but that’s irredeemably preposterous.
People say I’m too ambiguous, but I am uncertain about that.
Good morning. The whole world may seem like it’s gone to shit if you read the headlines or check your 401k balance, so instead, I suggest cats. This is Eckles enjoying a scritch.
Little deuce croup
#CarTroubleASongOrPoem #HashTagGames
When I come down out of my own head and have a good look around, I realize I have no idea of what’s going on here.
Fucking around with stickers on my
Phone, as one does on a Saturday night.
That’s at least a month’s worth of off-hours scanning, but there’s boxes in there labeled with backpack trips I went on in the mid 70’s and 2 boxes postmarked 1955 & addressed to my grandfather. They’re Kodachrome so hopefully they’re ok!
My dad: “I might have a few of those slide things you look at around here.”
30 minutes later:
In conclusion, people! Amirite?
(this all is a side effect of 3-hours cumulative sleep. I’m done now)
People say I’m too impatient, but I’m tired of hearing that.
People say I’m too grandiloquent, but that’s irredeemably preposterous.
People say I’m too ambiguous, but I am uncertain about that.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Aug 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 11 views per post.
📤Posts about 12.6× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
84/100
Excellent
Credibility score
95%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 95% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Grizzled Austin Music Stalwart, Caver, Screen Printer, Father, Photographer, Mac, Adobe end user, sober as a judge.
Austin, TX via the Castro. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ally. #MeFite
He/him, Father of Jacob The Pancake Monger & Erin The Rocketship Builder
On fedi since 2017, migrated to beige from The Octodon.social in ‘24.
Header: Howl obscenity trial 1957
Buy me a coffee! https://ko-fi.com/chrisvreeland74719
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