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How it started: Oh look how cute she is. So ikkle. So sweet.
How it's going: I sleep with one eye open.
#catsofmastodon
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What in the name of Brits being At It is #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds doing trying to pass this off as Guinness?
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New #DinkyDoor. Off to find some cheese. #Cambridge #art
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Turns out I don’t know how to eat a jam doughnut.
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How it started: Oh look how cute she is. So ikkle. So sweet.
How it's going: I sleep with one eye open.
#catsofmastodon
New #DinkyDoor. Off to find some cheese. #Cambridge #art
Turns out I don’t know how to eat a jam doughnut.
Thank Cthulhu, the heat daemon has moved on; we can open the curtains and windows without feeling lasers being fired straight into eyeballs. I’ve forgotten what daylight looked like having lived on Arrakis for a week #ukheatwave
Oh this is horrible. The dining room just hit 31 degrees with the curtains drawn. All the advice in the world is wrong. Cold is a distant memory. I live in the Wicker Man and need airlifting back to Dublin. #ukheatwave
#Ireland was always multi-cultural. Flag-shaggers be damned.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/06/release-census-ireland-1926-not-monocultural
I'm watching 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) https://trakt.tv/movies/28-years-later-the-bone-temple-2026 #28YearsLaterTheBoneTemple #trakt
That was almost as good as the 2012 opening ceremony. Did Danny Boyle write it? #LondonFireworks #HappyNewYear2026
Watching Misery in memorium:
Me: That’s Lauren Bacall.
Herself: I know. She was Lauren Bacall at the start of the movie.
Me: This was just a Lauren Bacallback.
I’m locked in the basement now.
#RobReiner
Domestic terrorists at it again
Garda van set alight at Citywest protest in Dublin https://www.rte.ie/news/dublin/2025/1021/1539848-citywest-protest/
#TronAres has a title that, with a small spelling correction, could have reviewed itself.
What in the name of Brits being At It is #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds doing trying to pass this off as Guinness?
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