Orla H. :ablobcatcoffee:✓
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Followers
232
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
42 views
Good morning from Smudge who is quietly supurrrrrvising me as I post.
#Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
#cats
21 views
Happy #Caturday from Smudge and Kaliyo who have come to an agreement about who sits where on the armchair when cushions are limiting space.
#CatsOfMastodon
#cats
19 views
#Caturday is for cat naps, a tradition Kaliyo takes very seriously.
#CatsOfMastodon
#Cats
19 views
Smudge is a big boy, but he manages to make himself small and snug every day on his favourite platform on the cat tree.
#Caturday #Cats #CatsOfMastodon
📊 Post engagement
17
Avg engagement / post
7.3%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Good morning from Smudge who is quietly supurrrrrvising me as I · 42 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 431 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Good morning from Smudge who is quietly supurrrrrvising me as I post.
#Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
#cats
Somekitty is extremely displeased that I keep fecking off to see movies at the Film Fleadh. I now get yelled at as soon as I pick up a bag to leave and then some more when I come home again.
#CatsOfMastodon
#Caturday
#Cats
#Caturday is for cat naps, a tradition Kaliyo takes very seriously.
#CatsOfMastodon
#Cats
Kaliyo's considering a career in book reviewing: "Yesteryear is snooze-inducing but also comfy to nap on. Three fishy snacks out of five. Mmmmm, fishy snacks."
#Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
#Cats
I really want to replace Kaliyo's scratching wedge but unfortunately Smudge has taken to using it as a body pillow.
#Cats
#Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
Last week the kitties met a new bird toy for the first time. There was much sniffing and batting around (Kaliyo) and even some chomping (Smudge).
#Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
#Cats
Happy #Caturday from Smudge and Kaliyo who have come to an agreement about who sits where on the armchair when cushions are limiting space.
#CatsOfMastodon
#cats
Smudge is a big boy, but he manages to make himself small and snug every day on his favourite platform on the cat tree.
#Caturday #Cats #CatsOfMastodon
Kaliyo just woke up from a dream where she was a scoop of vanilla ice-cream. How's your #Caturday going?
#Cats
Sometimes the kitties are really interested by what's on the projector. Kaliyo is about to launch herself onto the couch to interact with Simon's Cat.
#Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
#Cats
Smudge likes to supervise me when I work from home. It's very boring sometimes so naps are essential.
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Cats
Sometimes Smudge gets a notion to groom Kaliyo. She will tolerate it, sometimes.
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
tech.lgbt
A LGBTQ+ tech server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 17 views per post.
📤Posts about 1× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
90/100
Excellent
- Est. 93% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong content engagement (~7.3% of followers) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
93%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Previously: @Djuna
Header image: Amos (RIP), a black and white cat, lying behind a mechanical keyboard with his head resting on the keys. He looks bored.
Avatar image: A cartoon of a human of indeterminate gender wearing glasses and a plaid shirt with a tuxedo cat standing beside them.
The basics: By the ocean in the west of Ireland. Writer, player of video games, cat-wrangler, coffee-drinker.
More detail: see pinned post ⬇
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