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505
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
39 views
Teeny tiny tippity-taps of NMM.
Eyeball count: still zero.
#PaintingMiniatures #WIP #PupperEyeballs
14 views
Hmm. I think I’ve accidentally added ‘fox’ into the goat-pupper-Thor ambiguity here.
#PaintingMiniatures #WIP #PupperEyeballs
14 views
It’s all fun and games picking up the world’s smallest pupper, but then you realise this thing has eyeballs which will need painting.
#PaintingMiniatures #WIP #PupperEyeballs
11 views
If the camera can’t even focus them, we call them done, right?
#PaintingMiniatures #WIP #PupperEyeballs
📊 Post engagement
10
Avg engagement / post
2%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Teeny tiny tippity-taps of NMM. Eyeball count: still zero. #Pain · 39 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3.2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 619 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Teeny tiny tippity-taps of NMM.
Eyeball count: still zero.
#PaintingMiniatures #WIP #PupperEyeballs
Awkwardly speaking with a neighbour whose name I’ve forgotten, giving their dog pets, asking its name, hearing and even _repeating it aloud_… while only ever consciously thinking, ‘I’m doing it, I’m correctly having a human interaction’.
…
Handwriting fiction is so strangely fluid compared to typing. I hate that I need to relearn this every few years.
Slow as syrup but always moving pleasantly, discardably forward. Unlike the bursty, halting, redo-regret of the ‘faster way’.…
Hmm. I think I’ve accidentally added ‘fox’ into the goat-pupper-Thor ambiguity here.
#PaintingMiniatures #WIP #PupperEyeballs
Divebombed by butterflies.
If the camera can’t even focus them, we call them done, right?
#PaintingMiniatures #WIP #PupperEyeballs
I’m not sure my lolly requirements have ever previously been high enough to have reached the level required for such differential subtlety.
Is there an existing word for the transition point in an ice lolly which, while not yet being drippy, will immediately begin to break up pleasingly upon insertion into the face hole?
It’s all fun and games picking up the world’s smallest pupper, but then you realise this thing has eyeballs which will need painting.
#PaintingMiniatures #WIP #PupperEyeballs
The heat batters our precious, human flesh like a seagull defending a car park.
It also implies that dinosaurs probably had quite a sarcastic laugh.
Gulls make a lot more sense when you properly consider their ancestry. Stomping around, loudly roaring, terrorising small mammals.
Hmm. I think I’ve accidentally added ‘fox’ into the goat-pupper-Thor ambiguity here.
#PaintingMiniatures #WIP #PupperEyeballs
Divebombed by butterflies.
If the camera can’t even focus them, we call them done, right?
#PaintingMiniatures #WIP #PupperEyeballs
I’m not sure my lolly requirements have ever previously been high enough to have reached the level required for such differential subtlety.
Is there an existing word for the transition point in an ice lolly which, while not yet being drippy, will immediately begin to break up pleasingly upon insertion into the face hole?
It’s all fun and games picking up the world’s smallest pupper, but then you realise this thing has eyeballs which will need painting.
#PaintingMiniatures #WIP #PupperEyeballs
The heat batters our precious, human flesh like a seagull defending a car park.
It also implies that dinosaurs probably had quite a sarcastic laugh.
Gulls make a lot more sense when you properly consider their ancestry. Stomping around, loudly roaring, terrorising small mammals.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.ie
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On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 10 views per post.
📤Posts about 3.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.0% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Code numpty. Continuing to fail at writing fiction. Sucker for a photo of a spooky road.
“Happy motoring! Cock-a-doodle-doo”!
#SwiftLang #RustLang #WritingCommunity #PaintingMiniatures
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