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Not long now until hopefully we get validation of Donut Lab’s solid state battery. Exciting!
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Was talking about mIRC and just remembered the name of the creator perfectly, including last name hyphenation without looking it up. Yet I can't remember what I did last week.
All this “AI” stuff we are currently having forced down our necks is a perfect example of demand creation; no one asked for this, yet we are told it’s the second coming and we should love it.
I wonder if the backlash against Microsoft’s Re…
My level of function can be described thusly: Just received an email selling something and I said out loud, “For fuck sake stop sending me stuff I want”
Goodnight
In Strasbourg on my tour from
Scotland to Lisbon. Nice city.
Just ran a script for the first time that touches multiple Azure subscriptions and does multiple things in each of them.
Every part of it worked.
🎶 "Today was a good day" 🎶
Tweetbot no longer functioning due to whatever Musk’s latest fuckery is has made it relatively easy to leave Twitter behind. I will not use the official app so it’s game over.
Went to visit my wee gran today and she had a fall. Took this picture to show her her new headwear. Waiting for a doctor now.
Glasgow tonight. Curry from Anarkali and a weekend filled with family. I feel like an empty husk after this really tough week. Hoping to feel reenergised by next week as it’s going to be another tough one.
There's a radio ad for "Mail Boxes, Etc". At the end of it, after the jingle, a man says "Christmas possible". That's it. Nothing more. What the fuck does that mean?
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