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Followers
448
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
🧰 Free analysis for Cassander
📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: i am not a morning person and i deeply resent all the capitalism · 7 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
12.1 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 1.1K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Oh gods damnit. How the fuck am I in Blackreach again?!
I was playing Balatro!
Anyway now my sink is fixed.
I'm not normally the kind of guy that needs $90 in "special tools" to bust a nut off. But today, I was. Did.
All things considered, I'd rather be mistaken for the baseball player who has my name or the porno director who has my name than the gas executive that has my name.
Still my fuckin' email address.
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/116959137948884825
There's gonna be a damn mini-recession from the sudden loss of insider trading when he finally chokes on his last cheeseburger.
I haven't said it recently, so fuck HP. https://www.business-standard.com/india-news/cci-fines-hp-india-resellers-142-crore-in-gem-bid-rigging-cartel-cases-126071301155_1.html
For this ONE SPECIFIC TASK, it should be a whole lot easier if I could take off my legs.
I wonder what would happen if I sent this video to my boss and asked for a 20% raise now instead of wasting a year on disasters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QorWpn2O_sI
Me? Yea, I'm into LLMs: Lavish Libraries and Margaritas.
The scammers behind AI should use it to generate a buzzfeed quiz to find the best way to kill themselves. It's the only good use for AI.
RE: https://sunny.garden/@Artists_Ali/116920398941707514
From experience: That's too many thoughts. Put some of those thoughts back. Trust me.
If my mouth could work as fast as my brain, neither one of us would enjoy the experience.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 12.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Doctor of internetology. Elder Millennial. Nicest of the Damned. Award-winning pun-master. Widely regarded as a bad influence. Small Pixel Hater. He/Him.
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