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Followers
28
Account age
3 yrs
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🧰 Free analysis for EB Hauk
📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
10.7%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Anyone else ever have the moment where you write a word, and you · 10 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.38 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 0 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 24 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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What's the last sentence you read or wrote that melted on your mental tongue? I'm talking scrumptious turns of phrase that make you step back a moment and go "mm-m, now that's what I call language!"
Johnny and Janet take their relationship to another level, Johnny hears an inhuman voice, and something leaves a message on their machine, bringing Johnny in contact with Liya, a cheerily morbid Radioshack expert.
Recommended for mature r…
Johnny and Janet's relationship gains some much-needed context, and dangers lurk in the margins.
Recommended for mature readers.
Link to Chapter 1: https://writing.exchange/@ebhauk/110500884053084558
#psychologicalhorror #free #audiobook #…
OSU assistant coach Johnny Hazard is a man who has everything. But when his wife, Janet, leaves him to "find herself," Johnny's Benadryl abuse grows out of control, and his nightmares follow him into the daylight.
A deconstruction of th…
Man. Lately I've come to be convinced that writing is an exercise in insanity. You do the same thing over and over hoping you're making some kind of progress.
Lost five audiobook chapters due to file corruption at the last bit of editing…
Welp. It's the last hour of my birthday and I didn't quite make the deadline I wanted to. I may call on your mercy tomorrow, fellow Mastodons, for a belated birthday boost to my (very nearly finished) audiobook.
I got a mysterious package of snacks today. I've shaken down the usual suspects and so far no one owns up to sending me this box o' food. Thank you "<3", whoever you are. Your gift of carbohydrates will be appreciated.
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Me getting up this morning when it's 20 degrees out and my space heater's barely cutting the trick...
#raccoon
Does anyone else do play by post roleplaying?
Decided to try my hand at a less cloyingly sweet s'mores. I call it "Salty S'Mores."
1) Saltine or savory cracker
2) Caramel
3) 2-3 squares of chocolate
Bake at 350 for about 3-5 minutes, until it's melty.
I used dark chocolate. You'll…
I've been going through the audiobook process for my second novel recently, and... oof. As well as you think you have it edited, when you hear it aloud, it's a REALLY different story. Sometimes it's just the narrator placing emphasis a b…
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Me getting up this morning when it's 20 degrees out and my space heater's barely cutting the trick...
#raccoon
Does anyone else do play by post roleplaying?
Decided to try my hand at a less cloyingly sweet s'mores. I call it "Salty S'Mores."
1) Saltine or savory cracker
2) Caramel
3) 2-3 squares of chocolate
Bake at 350 for about 3-5 minutes, until it's melty.
I used dark chocolate. You'll…
I've been going through the audiobook process for my second novel recently, and... oof. As well as you think you have it edited, when you hear it aloud, it's a REALLY different story. Sometimes it's just the narrator placing emphasis a b…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
writing.exchange
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated76/100
Good
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Author, artist, and photosynthesizing raccoon.
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