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Yet another in a long series of indignities. #caturday #CatsOfMastodon #DogsOfMastodon
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I once had a cat who was struck by a vehicle and had to have a leg amputated. When the vet told me how much the surgery would probably cost, my brain translated that into the dollar value of the more expensive of my two motorcycles. Would I trade my bike for that cat?
Of course I would (although, in an odd twist of fate, I was able to buy the bike back four years later). While the cat was in recov
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Biblically accurate sunflower.
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Went for a #motorcycle ride today. As usual, I am worse than bad at taking pictures when I'm riding, so you get a route map instead.
Nestled deep in the coast range, about halfway between where I live now and where I lived on the coast, there is a big (like 8 feet by 12 feet) wooden map at an intersection in the middle of the woods. I go by it a couple of times a year. Today, there were five othe
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Yet another in a long series of indignities. #caturday #CatsOfMastodon #DogsOfMastodon
Went for a #motorcycle ride today. As usual, I am worse than bad at taking pictures when I'm riding, so you get a route map instead.
Nestled deep in the coast range, about halfway between where I live now and where I lived on the coast, t…
I once had a cat who was struck by a vehicle and had to have a leg amputated. When the vet told me how much the surgery would probably cost, my brain translated that into the dollar value of the more expensive of my two motorcycles. Would …
Spouse asked me to get Rainier cherries at the store. I assured her I'd get the rainiest ones I could find.
This goes out to the nighthawks, and all the impossibly small gray rabbits I saw over the course of the night, mostly dodging off the road, but one zipping in front of me, and the bravest one of all running alongside me for fifty feet befo…
Spent the last 48 hours or so in central Oregon, doing a thing. The thing I was doing deserves some mention, for context, eventually, but never mind that, everyone. Last night, I was encircled by nighthawks! It was awe-inspiring, and it wa…
The night before you reach Bermuda, you finally snap. Everyone present will remember it—loudly at holiday gatherings—as the time you swung around the cabin like a freaking lemur, singing some idiotic juvenile song at the top of your lungs.…
There are bright points, however. The stomach muscles you develop from five days of dry-heaving will remain well-defined until you turn 40. There is some schadenfreude on the VHF radio: conversations between dismasted racers and a nonpluss…
Yesterday I made a remark, about the absurdity and senselessness of ocean racing, which—without context—may have seemed a little harsh. Here is some context (for context about the context, I wrote this about fifteen years ago on some other…
Just gonna keep following this car until the license plate rolls over.
Biblically accurate sunflower.
In the process of replacing some stripped bolts on the #motorcycle yesterday, I managed to re-open a cut on my thumb, and I ended up smearing a small amount of blood on various parts of the bike. I'm not ordinarily a superstitious person, …
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