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Followers
43
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

Poor Bailey has had another bad pancreatitis flare up. Nice little vet bill and now we just give it a couple of days to see where we go from here. #pets #dogsofmastodon17 views Poor Bailey has had another bad pancreatitis flare up. Nice little vet bill and now we just give it a couple of days to see where we go from here. #pets #dogsofmastodon Well hello there! My new #Pontiac #GTO! It needs some TLC, but it is mine! #carsofmastodon3 views Well hello there! My new #Pontiac #GTO! It needs some TLC, but it is mine! #carsofmastodon #HappyFathersDay to all the dads out there!2 views #HappyFathersDay to all the dads out there! I did it! #hbsonline1 views I did it! #hbsonline

📊 Post engagement

4
Avg engagement / post
9.3%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Poor Bailey has had another bad pancreatitis flare up. Nice litt · 17 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.37 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 6 text · 6 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 55 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Poor Bailey has had another bad pancreatitis flare up. Nice little vet bill and now we just give it a couple of days to see where we go from here. #pets #dogsofmastodon ★ 17
#rant I really like Google Workspace, but the fact that I constantly don't have access to features that my free Google account has is getting annoying. Case and point: I've been enjoying using Claude's Projects feature. Allows me to have … ★ 1 #HappyFathersDay to all the dads out there! ★ 2 I did it! #hbsonline ★ 1 #Microsoft: Hold my beer Google will begin punishing sites for back button hijacking in June https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/04/websites-that-hijack-your-back-button-must-stop-by-june-15-or-face-googles-wrath/ ★ 1 Walking up the stairs on campus today and I just smiled. #Pontiac #GTO #carsofmastodon ★ 1 We are hiring! #ApplicationDeveloper #Developer #HigherEd #Jobs #WVU https://wvu.taleo.net/careersection/staff/jobdetail.ftl?job=28687&tz=GMT-05%3A00&tzname=America%2FNew_York Well hello there! My new #Pontiac #GTO! It needs some TLC, but it is mine! #carsofmastodon ★ 3 I’m on my way to pick up my new (to me) car! #carsofmastodon ★ 2 This is the last couple of days with my #Mazda #Mazda6. I’ve had this car since September of 2018 and I’ve really enjoyed it. That said, it’s time for a change. Soon I’ll have something with a V8 from Australia 🤯 #carsofmastodon Well, I finally decided to try and figure out why #Windows11 #darkmode kept flipping itself on, then off, then on, then off...again again and again. Took about 15 seconds of internet-ing to figure it out. sigh. https://www.windowslatest.co… #ArcRaiders is fun, looks fantastic and has intriguing gameplay. That said, as a Crap Level (TM) gamer playing solo it is absolutely brutal and not the type of game I look to play during my off-time. Too bad, really.

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
techhub.social
A tech server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 87% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong content engagement (~9.3% of followers) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
87%
Fake-follower risk
Low

Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

West Virginian but born a Hoosier. IT guy by day, tinkerer by night. I have a short attention span so it’s a recipe for disaster most of the time.

📸 Gallery

#HappyFathersDay to all the dads out there! I did it! #hbsonline Walking up the stairs on campus today and I just smiled. #Pontiac #GTO #carsofmastodon Well hello there! My new #Pontiac #GTO! It needs some TLC, but it is mine! #carsofmastodon This is the last couple of days with my #Mazda #Mazda6. I’ve had this car since September of 2018 and I’ve really enjoyed it. That said, it’s time for a change. Soon I’ll have something with a V8 from Australia 🤯 #carsofmastodon Poor Bailey has had another bad pancreatitis flare up. Nice little vet bill and now we just give it a couple of days to see where we go from here. #pets #dogsofmastodon

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