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I asked my partner today what this tree said, assuming it was hers, and therefore also assuming it was an indigenous Mexican language. She looked at me and said, "I thought that was yours, and that it was a Jewish thing."
That means we have no hints about where it came from.
So, dear friends who live in my phone, can anyone identify what this language is?
My shot in the dark guesses go in the dire
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We brought my childhood flatware and plates from my folks house to Germany and we want more of them, so I'm looking on eBay. Turns out my folks bought what would become among the rarer of Corningware sets. And people are selling vintage and unused flatware sets that I will open and use without hesitation. It feels a little bad contemplating it. But I'm pretty sure I'll get more out of this than an
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I asked my partner today what this tree said, assuming it was hers, and therefore also assuming it was an indigenous Mexican language. She looked at me and said, "I thought that was yours, and that it was a Jewish thing."
That means we have no hints about where it came from.
So,…
We brought my childhood flatware and plates from my folks house to Germany and we want more of them, so I'm looking on eBay. Turns out my folks bought what would become among the rarer of Corningware sets. And people are selling vintage an…
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