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4 views
It's #Wedsneigh fellow #Pleistocene fans.
Did you know that equids use their backwards shovel-shaped hooves to dig through ice and snow for grasses and other fodder? Most bovids (cows) will stand in a hayfield covered by six inches of snow and starve.
Without horses, I'm not sure we'd have made it through the last couple ice ages. Their nomadic foraging allowed other ungulates to follow and survi
1 views
Photo post
1 views
I'm sure the underpaid, or unpaid, intern who wrote this funny typo on a terribly painful story will be embarrassed.
📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
0.6%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: It's #Wedsneigh fellow #Pleistocene fans. Did you know that equ · 4 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.11 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.1×
Follows 151 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
It's #Wedsneigh fellow #Pleistocene fans.
Did you know that equids use their backwards shovel-shaped hooves to dig through ice and snow for grasses and other fodder? Most bovids (cows) will stand in a hayfield covered by six inches of snow and starve.
Without horses, I'm not su…
RE: https://journa.host/@algernon/116100308916788016
Really missing NM right now.
Congrats all 'round.
@ai6yr Hey! I'm back on the Pleistocene mammal site. Missing you on over on BlueSky.
Any word on an air crash in Bangor, Maine?
Worried that it's a local New England puddle jumper. Not getting much information. 😬
Heard on the Manatee County EMS/Sheriff feed just now, responding to a house fire: We're just going to let the automobile consume itself, being an electric vehicle.
The economy is not an ecosystem. It has no self-correcting elements.
The media is not an ecosystem. See above.
Heck, we've messed up the actual ecosystem, it is barely an effing ecosystem.
Please stop using "ecosystem" when you mean someth…
Photo post
What is it called when we're told by a $5M not-for-profit with a slick-ish website & lots of posters for classroom walls that, "We can solve [huge, systemic barely comprehensible problem]," when in fact, a single person's action, even mult…
The Mupu Landslide extends by 110 minutes the RT commute for farmworkers and domestic helpers living in the largely Latino town of Santa Paula who work in the tony Bezos/Musk-riven town of #Ojai.
A 2018 landslide in #Montecito, home of Ha…
I'm sure the underpaid, or unpaid, intern who wrote this funny typo on a terribly painful story will be embarrassed.
My vote would mean more today if California had ranked choice voting.
#SuperTuesday
P.S.ing to say, apparently this section has been closed for months in recent, say the last 20-ish years.
Not looking forward to shopping at the terrible Ojai Vons or missing out on Santa Paula's Garden Market tamales.
What? Masks and improved air quality saves lives? Why would the CDC promote such madness?
https://www.thegauntlet.news/p/cdc-hides-replies-referencing-the
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What is it called when we're told by a $5M not-for-profit with a slick-ish website & lots of posters for classroom walls that, "We can solve [huge, systemic barely comprehensible problem]," when in fact, a single person's action, even mult…
The Mupu Landslide extends by 110 minutes the RT commute for farmworkers and domestic helpers living in the largely Latino town of Santa Paula who work in the tony Bezos/Musk-riven town of #Ojai.
A 2018 landslide in #Montecito, home of Ha…
I'm sure the underpaid, or unpaid, intern who wrote this funny typo on a terribly painful story will be embarrassed.
My vote would mean more today if California had ranked choice voting.
#SuperTuesday
P.S.ing to say, apparently this section has been closed for months in recent, say the last 20-ish years.
Not looking forward to shopping at the terrible Ojai Vons or missing out on Santa Paula's Garden Market tamales.
What? Masks and improved air quality saves lives? Why would the CDC promote such madness?
https://www.thegauntlet.news/p/cdc-hides-replies-referencing-the
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
universeodon.com
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.6% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Lifetime #HorseCult member, obsessed with the horse-human connection in prehistory.
Yes, that is hay in my hair.
Formerly @leolabeth on the bird.
#990forms #MedicareForAllNow #UniversalHealthCare #Wedsneigh #HorsesOfMastodon #FundLibraries #Novid #SARSCoV2
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