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TIL Raymond Chandler cited Google in a 1953 letter mocking the genre of science fiction
tell you what, you can build a 500 megawatt datacenter right on top of my freshly-dug grave, but everyone has to stop using the word “compute” as a noun
how many hundreds of millions of man-hours of work would have been saved if the W3C had accepted the XHTML crew’s recommendation to sunset <h1>...<h6> and just replace it with a <headline> tag
apropos of nothing, fuck Zuck for renaming his stupid company “Meta” and condemning the entire tech industry to confuse “meta tags” (HTML) with “Meta tags” (trackers and bullshit) for the rest of our careers
dunno why these integrated Bluesky/Mastodon clients bug me so much… I guess like going to a combination pizza hut taco bell, and ordering items off each menu? or mixing beer and wine?
Like… they're different communities, just cool off and…
jesus why don’t you two just kiss already https://www.macrumors.com/2026/03/02/apple-asks-google-to-run-siri/
I could never figure out how a guy who wrote a book like #Hyperion could wind up getting radicalized, but anyway the quality of that book is undeniable. Easily one of the best “space opera’s” of all time.
RIP, too bad that mea culpa never …
today: dare to raise the sensitivity of your trackpad by one unit
I understand how the Meta scam keeps going. Yes, none of their ideas fucking work, and they make up their numbers, but the ads work so the party keeps going.
I don’t know how the Tesla scam keeps going. “okay we don’t cars anymore, now we’…
I’ve got this kind of ongoing argument with a friend, where I insist that HTML email was a tragic mistake, and emails are best considered "long form text messages"
I’m reminded of this because basically every email I get now is a reply to …
annual email bankruptcy, feels good
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Email_bankruptcy
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