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My migration from `composer global require` to `cpx` has begun.
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Wife: Have a good time at LaraconUS but please don’t come home with a bunch of conference stuff
Me: No worries. I have enough conference shirts and swag for a life time
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Also me: But I didn’t have a keyboard with a “Merge It” key 😁
Jokes on her. She married me ❤️
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Day 1 of LaraconUS is done. Lots of walking around and catching up with friends.
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Walking around Boston before some of @laraconus events start. And you know I’m going to find elePHPants in the wild.
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My migration from `composer global require` to `cpx` has begun.
My wrap-up of @laraconus 2026. Not only the new things coming to Laravel, but also the talks I enjoyed.
https://laravelmagazine.com/laracon-us-2026-a-complete-wrap-up
Wife: Have a good time at LaraconUS but please don’t come home with a bunch of conference stuff
Me: No worries. I have enough conference shirts and swag for a life time
…
Also me: But I didn’t have a keyboard with a “Merge It” key 😁
Jokes…
Day 1 of LaraconUS is done. Lots of walking around and catching up with friends.
Not exactly the text message you wanna get from your kid when they’re almost 3000 miles away.
To be fair, my response wasn’t very fatherly
Walking around Boston before some of @laraconus events start. And you know I’m going to find elePHPants in the wild.
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https://shocm.me/posts/2026-07-25-mysql-skip-locked-job-…
Looking forward to my visit to Boston and @laraconus next week. Hoping to hang out and catch up with some friends. Make sure you say "Hi" if you see me.
🚀 Ready to level up your PHP game? Laravel 13.16 is here, and it's bringing your dev stack to new heights! Discover how this artisan command can make your coding smoother than ever. Don’t miss out! #Laravel #PHPDev
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