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Followers
8
Account age
3 yrs
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🧰 Free analysis for Erk709
📊 Post engagement
13
Avg engagement / post
1.6×
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: When they say, the disaster was unimaginable. What they usually · 13 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.75 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 11 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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– The #polygraph isn't good enough. We're going to use the polystyrene instead. We're going to steerene things up around here...
– What does that mean?
– We put them in a circle, spin the polystyrene, and it will tell us who did it...
#hum…
Real #programs do not require save anymore... they #autosave out of the box, everywhere. (Looking at you, #Office...)
#HilariousFaultsInOurApps #MicrosoftOffice #Microsoft #Pages #Scrivener #TextMate #EveryOtherProgramInTheWorld
http://tal…
How to get rid of "Managed by your organization" from Chrome on a Mac without resetting your whole browser. (A.k.a. "LocalNetworkAccessAllowedForUrls" from hell).
#Mac #macOS #Chrome #Policies #TheMan
http://talkwards.com/2026/06/13/chrome…
"As a writer, you should not judge, you should understand." / Ernest Hemingway
#hemingway #quote #writingcommunity #creativewriting #writingandwriters #writinglife
http://talkwards.com/2026/06/11/writers-should-understand/
If you assume everybody who communicates with you does so aggressively, guess what? Most of your communication will be aggressive.
#aggression #communication
http://talkwards.com/2026/06/06/aggressively/
Gemma 4 via Ollama and AnythingLLM, 0% sycophancy!
#AI #gemma4 #ollama #anythingllm #llm
http://talkwards.com/2026/05/30/gemma4-0-sycophancy/
"Your brain is on fire."
"How could you ever know?"
"From what comes out of it... for sure..."
#humor #idiocracy #BrainOnFire
http://talkwards.com/2026/05/23/burning-brain/
How not doing proper research can make you look like a fool... And reveal to everybody you've never been close to a pair of knitting needles.
#creativewriting #amwriting #WritingResearch
http://talkwards.com/2026/05/09/this-is-what-happens…
The Fermi Paradox Answered: You're really asking where the aliens are? Have you not seen how humans treat aliens? They for sure have...
#aliens #humor #theFermiParadox #science #fermi #paradox
http://talkwards.com/2026/04/25/the-fermi-para…
Stuck in #Apple #Spell hell where ungoobleable #Swedish compounds are readily accepted while some really common ones are not... (thank god for #Microsoft #Word) here's how I imagine this was achieved:
Apple: Give us a list of correctly spe…
"If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail."
And yet: "No plan survives the first contact with the enemy."
#plan #planning #FailToPlan #PlanningToFail
http://talkwards.com/2026/03/28/planning-to-fail/
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
social.linux.pizza
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 13 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.8× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
76/100
Good
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.6× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Occupation: Programmer and Appeaser of the Neuromajority... apparently...
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