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I'm putting together some photos for my work website. I should include this in the "Don't" section?
Daughter's representing her school at the state spelling bee today. She's in year 6 and taking it really seriously. She's hanging out with some girls at school she plays football with and they're all intrinsically motivated. It's good.
I'm going to the dentist today. Hoping I have an opportunity for this routine
Dentist: do you smoke or drink coffee?
Me: I usually drink it but if you're saying that it's possible to smoke coffee I'm listening
One less email account in my life is a step in the right direction
To celebrate I think I'll cook the fillet steak #1 from this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1i-GLEUTaM
Ha! Freud would something something. The missing verb here is "quitting".
I'm my job tomorrow. I'm really looking forward to it. Might go watch the Odyssey to celebrate
Remembering someone who worked for me who quit in a bit of a huff, and the last thing they did was delete every email they had ever sent or received.
Moar Update: Employer has gone nuclear! Apparently this infraction is beyond the pale and they've asked me to resign immediately to avoid a "painful HR process".
That seems a clear indicator they're trying to get me to quit because they do…
If I was running a multimillion dollar business trying to raise capital I would simply run all my invoicing through one VERY LARGE spreadsheet that is 12 years old and contains a column marked "revenue" with 5 different currencies in it!
Didn't realise until way later, but I think I owe my neighbour an apology.
Old bloke down the road, we've been on Gday Mate terms for years. I was going for a run recently and he's in the garden. "Evan! Been meaning to catch you, wonder if…
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