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Followers
59
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
9
Avg engagement / post
15.3%
Engagement vs followers
Jul 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: #Garlic harvest. #gardening · 31 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
2.8 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 116 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
#Garlic harvest. #gardening
As I mindlessly hit approve on my 2FA because it arrived at the time I expected it to, it occurs to me, isn't this the plot of Minority Report?
#security #2fa #movies
RE: https://federate.social/@mattblaze/116933438579953435
Remember, Putin's primary goal is not to change the outcome of any election, it's to create uncertainty about the legitimacy of the elections themselves. So yeah, Trump is exactly w…
Pete Kegsbreath is promoting testosterone replacement therapy for the us military.
Wouldn't that be considered gender-affirming care elsewhere?
#uspol
Looks like Sen. Tammy Duckworth already called this out, good for her!
The Chicxulub impact caused dinosaur extinctions and so remains the largest number of birds killed by one stone in history.
#extinction #dadjokes
We're having entirely normal and seasonal temperatures here on the coast - low 60s, overcast, light breeze - but it's weather whiplash reading about the dangerous heat in much of the rest of the country right now.
#coastside #weather #ha…
https://www.globalnerdy.com/2025/12/10/the-toaster-from-the-toaster-programmer-joke-of-the-1990s-is-now-real/
"The king wisely had the programmer beheaded."
#humor #ProgrammerHumor
Going through the remembered WiFi networks on my phone is like a travel journal. "Ooh, I forgot about that place we stayed at in Launceston!"
#travel #wifi
There are ~9000 stars in the night sky visible to the naked eye. This is a SaVi rendering of the subset of a 40,000 satellite constellation visible - less than 10% of what SpaceX is proposing to ruin the night sky with.
#satellites #spacex
JD Vance said that if Watergate happened today it would be a 12-hour news story.
He's probably right. Trump does something roughly every 12 hours that merits impeachment and removal from office, and it wouldn't take more than 12 hours fo…
The recent US Supreme Court cases can basically be summed up as:
* corporations have rights
* guns have rights
* Black and Brown People do not have rights.
* the President has the power to deprive Black and Brown People of their rights.
* …
In Austin Powers, "mini-me" is described to Dr. Evil as "1/8th your size". Which is accurate for the volume ratio if he is half the height, half the width, and half as um, deep.
There are ~9000 stars in the night sky visible to the naked eye. This is a SaVi rendering of the subset of a 40,000 satellite constellation visible - less than 10% of what SpaceX is proposing to ruin the night sky with.
#satellites #spacex
JD Vance said that if Watergate happened today it would be a 12-hour news story.
He's probably right. Trump does something roughly every 12 hours that merits impeachment and removal from office, and it wouldn't take more than 12 hours fo…
The recent US Supreme Court cases can basically be summed up as:
* corporations have rights
* guns have rights
* Black and Brown People do not have rights.
* the President has the power to deprive Black and Brown People of their rights.
* …
In Austin Powers, "mini-me" is described to Dr. Evil as "1/8th your size". Which is accurate for the volume ratio if he is half the height, half the width, and half as um, deep.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
sfba.social
A the SF Bay Area server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Jul 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 9 views per post.
📤Posts about 2.8× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.2× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Programmer, coastsider, artist, parent, all that stuff.
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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